DnD Game 1 - The Five Sons
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Austin
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Re: DnD Game 1 - The Five Sons
Everyone's packs mysteriously vanish along with their moniez.
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Hyena
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Re: DnD Game 1 - The Five Sons
Little did that ogre know that...um...I'm a...LEGO Monk! (tm) My head is MADE to come off!Remus West wrote:You find that the Ogre was faking death. Sadly you figure this out as his fist closes around your throat. You are not faking. Sorry about your luck.Hyena wrote:Do we really need Chaos to play this?
I punch the Ogre really hard, and he dies. Then I search the corpse. What do I find?
After his initial shock (and after I re-attach my head), I punch him again! In fact, I hit him so hard his wife and two kids die from the impact! And...and...and the Arkenstone from the Hobbit falls out of his pocket! And...and I EAT IT!
Then I die from indegestion.
Crap. Can I re-roll?
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Re: DnD Game 1 - The Five Sons
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken