Yeah, you might make more money than me, but....

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:58 pm

How many of you hear something like this at your job:
(I drive a school bus)

Me: Hey guys, you might have a new driver by the end of the week

/grumbles heard from the back

Female Student: You can't leave, you're cool as hell and my favorite bus driver ever.

Me:

These kids are all 16-17yrs old, and I drive them to a school for "bad" kids.

This job doesn't pay for shit, but it's days like this that I wouldn't trade it for any other.

Crowley · Post by **Crowley** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:59 pm

Those blind kids sure can pull at the heartstrings

Sponge · Post by **Sponge** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:03 pm

Hey guys, you might have a new driver by the end of the week

I tell my kids that every day I bring them to school in the Caravan.

They reply: Cool!!

Is that the same thing?

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:05 pm

Sponge wrote:
Hey guys, you might have a new driver by the end of the week
I tell my kids that every day I bring them to school in the Caravan.

They reply: Cool!!

Is that the same thing?

You, my friend, need to get rid of that Caravan

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:09 pm

So you sell them their dope, eh?

hodge313 · Post by **hodge313** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:14 pm

Hee. Nice story. I remember reading an interview with John Malkovich where he related his experiences as a bus driver in a wealthy Chicago suburb. From what I remember, it was mostly rich, little kids boarding his bus and screaming "Freak!" at him. I think I'd rather drive your bus.

WPD · Post by **WPD** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:18 pm

And a week later, on the bus formerly driven by Zekester, the sex in the back seat of the bus on the ride to school comes to an abrupt halt.

Giles Habibula · Post by **Giles Habibula** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:51 am

What's this, Zeke?!?

You're leaving our sacred and esteemed profession?!?

I feel...abandoned. Tomorrow, driving my bus I will feel so alone.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:10 am

I think they mainly wanted to make sure you brought them back!

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:25 am

Giles Habibula wrote:What's this, Zeke?!?

You're leaving our sacred and esteemed profession?!?

I feel...abandoned. Tomorrow, driving my bus I will feel so alone.

Nah....just moving to a different run

JSHAW · Post by **JSHAW** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:12 pm

Is this the short bus that you're driving?