My Halloween gift to you...

DD · Post by DD » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:35 am

Well, it ain't the clock spider, but it's the best I could do...

Charlatan · Post by **Charlatan** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:40 am

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:47 am

DD · Post by DD » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:53 am

The gift(s) that keeps giving!

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:17 am

I'll take IR's gift. I remember being so hot on Elvira growing up.

Kadoth Nodens · Post by **Kadoth Nodens** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:36 am

LordMortis wrote:I'll take IR's gift. I remember being so hot on Elvira growing up.

Same here.

For the next five minutes, I will fondly remember that movie where she takes on that town full of squares PLUS an evil wizard, but she shows them by reigniting the town's passions and ends up with a show in Vegas where she does some synchronized boobie swinging.

You go, Elvira.

Dramatist · Post by **Dramatist** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:57 am

Kadoth Nodens wrote:For the next five minutes, I will fondly remember that movie where she takes on that town full of squares PLUS an evil wizard, but she shows them by reigniting the town's passions and ends up with a show in Vegas where she does some synchronized boobie swinging.

You go, Elvira.

Ummm... what movie would that be? Sounds very interesting.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:59 am

It's not hard to guess the name....

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:07 pm

I just checked out the weather report for Saturday. Of course the rain for the week narrowed down to just raining all day Saturday. That better change or me and God are gonna have words.

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:11 pm

LordMortis wrote: I just checked out the weather report for Saturday. Of course the rain for the week narrowed down to just raining all day Saturday. That better change or me and God are gonna have words.

He and I play at a poker club on Wednesdays. I'll mention it.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:16 pm

He and I play at a poker club on Wednesdays. I'll mention it.

Ouch. Can he even turn off the whole omniscience thing if he wants to? Bluffing has to be a bitch and how hard would it be to just not show up because you know you are going to have a losing night. I also hope he's a gracious winner (or does that go without saying?) It'd really suck to see God coming in with an attitude all cocky and everything, look you right in the eye and say: "Oh yeah, tonight is going to rock. I'm about to bone you out of 184 bucks and there's nothing you can do about it." On top of that, it gives him the ultimate in bluffing position, He knows exactly what you are going to fall for an when.

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:22 pm

LordMortis wrote:
He and I play at a poker club on Wednesdays. I'll mention it.
Ouch. Can he even turn off the whole omniscience thing if he wants to? Bluffing has to be a bitch and how hard would it be to just not show up because you know you are going to have a losing night. I also hope he's a gracious winner (or does that go without saying?) It'd really suck to see God coming in with an attitude all cocky and everything, look you right in the eye and say: "Oh yeah, tonight is going to rock. I'm about to bone you out of 184 bucks and there's nothing you can do about it." On top of that, it gives him the ultimate in bluffing position, He knows exactly what you are going to fall for an when.

He's pretty good about not taking it all but He does tend to win more than He loses. We don't mind since He usually springs for beer and once in a while He'll break out some bud if His kid isn't around.

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:22 pm

Man, I am so going to hell (if there is one).

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:23 pm

Nice. I hear he's a Good Guy and you seem to confirm it.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:26 pm

If anything is ever going to send me to hell it is the running we had for "Christ Kripies." that started with cannibalistic talk about the blood and body of Christ. Mmm-mmm Mmmm. Tastes like Jesus.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:45 pm

LordMortis wrote:If anything is ever going to send me to hell it is the running we had for "Christ Kripies." that started with cannibalistic talk about the blood and body of Christ. Mmm-mmm Mmmm. Tastes like Jesus.

aaahhhhh sacrilicious.....

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:54 pm

LOL That is one to remember for future reference.

Crowley · Post by **Crowley** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:05 pm