Pointless Debate Speculation: Bush had Wi-Fi?
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- GargoyleBoy
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Pointless Debate Speculation: Bush had Wi-Fi?
This is an article that speculates that a certain square protusion on Bush's back was a Wi-Fi reciever, and that Bush was perhaps recieving coaching from Karl Rove (or someone) during the previous debates.
Personally, In light of all the nonsensical slander that has come out on both sides this election, I hold this highly suspicious, but it's fairly amusing at the same time. It's about the same level of discourse as Pen-Gate was, and slightly less funny than the assertion that Kerry joined the Navy to escape the draft. Discuss.
Personally, In light of all the nonsensical slander that has come out on both sides this election, I hold this highly suspicious, but it's fairly amusing at the same time. It's about the same level of discourse as Pen-Gate was, and slightly less funny than the assertion that Kerry joined the Navy to escape the draft. Discuss.
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The problem is, if they're not allowed to bring notes, how does getting a coach to whisper in your ear (probably reading from the notes you're not allowed to bring) affect the rules of the debate?Bob wrote:I have no problem with the candidates recieving coaching. It's the administration that runs the government after all, not the president alone. So let the administration debate, no?
DISCLAIMER: Not that I believe this is what happened. I'm just sayin'.
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The leader of the free world, the head of the most technologically advanced society in the history of mankind, commander of vast arrays of shadowy government agencies with bags of high-tech tricks, son of the former head of the CIA, and he cheats by getting hooked up with a clearly-visible bulky rig using 1970s technology that you could get in the discount bin at Radio Shack?
I call tinfoil.
I call tinfoil.
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I find it highly amusing that one of the pieces of evidence for Bush using the wireless transmitter is that he did "so well" in the first debate. Are you (*(&)(*&()*& kidding me? Even hardcore partisans like myself and msduncan thought Bush did a terrible job in the first debate.
The photographic "evidence" is also highly amusing. If that's a wireless receiver, than every suit hanging up in my closet has one.
The photographic "evidence" is also highly amusing. If that's a wireless receiver, than every suit hanging up in my closet has one.
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Mr. Fed wrote:The leader of the free world, the head of the most technologically advanced society in the history of mankind, commander of vast arrays of shadowy government agencies with bags of high-tech tricks, son of the former head of the CIA, and he cheats by getting hooked up with a clearly-visible bulky rig using 1970s technology that you could get in the discount bin at Radio Shack?
I call tinfoil.
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Hey man, I saw that episode of "24" where Prezodent Palmer was debating the challenger and had an earpiece for national security reasons! It must be true!
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Now a technical expert who designs and makes such devices for the U.S. military and private industry tells Salon that he believes the bulge is indeed a transceiver designed to receive electronic signals and transmit them to a hidden earpiece lodged in Bush's ear canal.
"There's no question about it. It's a pretty obvious one -- larger than most because it probably has descrambling capability," said Alex Darbut, technical and business development vice president for Resistance Technology in Arden Hills, Minn. Darbut examined photographs of the president's back taken from the Fox News video feed at the first presidential debate in Coral Gables, Fla., as well as 2002 photos of the president driving and working in a T-shirt on his Crawford ranch, which were posted on the White House Web site.
Darbut speculates that the device the president wears is provided by the Secret Service, noting, "They're not going to have him driving around the countryside on his ranch without being in instant contact with him."
Despite the official denials, the bulge brouhaha is still ballooning. On Tuesday, the New York Daily News produced a master tailor named Frank Shattuck who, after viewing photos from both debates, confirmed, "There's definitely something there, in between the shoulder blades. I can't say what it is, but it's not hidden very well. They should have come to me. I can hide a pistol under the breast."
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I'm not sure I really care either way... and certainly I see the value of keeping the PotUS in quick and discreet contact with the Secret Service or his advisors (in fact, if he's not doing that, he probably should be)... and it's really no different than a teleprompter in public addresses and such.
Breaking the debate rules would be sketchy and a balck-eye, of course, but nobody who will believe it was going to vote for him anyway.
It sure is a fun conspiracy theory though!
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Bah, obviously a bullet proof vest
Bush was receiving coaching from a direct neural link. Haven't you noticed the slight bulge in his scalp? The evil overlord Chaney has the same link and can transmit thoughts directly. So why the 5 second pauses? Well, that's easily explained also. The tech still relies upon Bluetooth, so there's a slight pause while Bush's brain waits for the data transmission.
Bush was receiving coaching from a direct neural link. Haven't you noticed the slight bulge in his scalp? The evil overlord Chaney has the same link and can transmit thoughts directly. So why the 5 second pauses? Well, that's easily explained also. The tech still relies upon Bluetooth, so there's a slight pause while Bush's brain waits for the data transmission.