Octopus Overlords

Posted: **Mon May 03, 2021 10:40 am**

LordMortis wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 9:49 am
to big like goggle
How does goggle big anyway?

To big like goggle is to big like no otter.

Posted: **Mon May 03, 2021 10:47 am**

I am no otter

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 9:04 am**

Radical right-wing activist Laura Loomer is running for Congress again and vows that her first order of business will be to update the Civil Rights Act to make political affiliation a protected class so people like her don't get banned from social media.

Performative outrage is incredibly silly.

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 9:15 am**

Skinypupy wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 9:04 amPerformative outrage is incredibly silly. effective

Unfortunately these type of performances have succeeded at carving out an increasingly paranoid, insular, and violent political base.

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 11:07 am**

And just to spell it out, the "political affiliation" Loomer wants to legally protect is white supremacist ideology.

She'd make it so a Klansman could teach history in public schools.

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 3:20 pm**

TN State Rep. Justin Lafferty (R) claims the three-fifths compromise — counting Black people as less than a person — was included in the Constitution "for the purpose of ending slavery."

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 4:02 pm**

So nice my state continues to show the world just how stupid it is.

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 4:22 pm**

I did a little social media. It's shocking to see how many people seem to believe that the three-fifths compromise meant that slaves' votes only counted 3/5 of a white's.

Posted: **Tue May 04, 2021 4:46 pm**

Holman wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 4:22 pm I did a little social media. It's shocking to see how many people seem to believe that the three-fifths compromise meant that slaves' votes only counted 3/5 of a white's.

They've never seen the great West Wing episode Mr. Willis of Ohio!

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 10:07 am**

Spoilered because NSFS (Not Safe For Sanity)

Spoiler:

"NOT FOR MEN"

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 10:32 am**

Shouldn't it end in a tiny hand?

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 11:25 am**

Well it is appropriate for the world's biggest dickhead.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 11:45 am**

Will be perfect the next time right-wing fucktards try to occupy a national park.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 2:49 pm**

Donald Trump is a dildo.

Is there a problem I'm not seeing here? We knew this.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 2:52 pm**

Well, he's already fucked the country. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 2:56 pm**

Skinypupy wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 10:07 am "NOT FOR MEN"

Yeah, that struck me as hilarious also.

PROVE IT!

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:27 pm**

I say you all buy one just to show those sexist pricks that it can be for men too!!

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:35 pm**

You know who would love one of those? The Big D himself. As a classical narcissist, I can't think of anything that would give him greater pleasure, than pleasuring himself...with himself.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:36 pm**

I am pretty sure the person that made that dildo has never taken an anatomy course.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:37 pm**

Smoove_B wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 3:36 pm I am pretty sure the person that made that dildo has never taken an anatomy course.

Too floppy, right?

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:43 pm**

I was thinking female anatomy, but we can use your suggestion too.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:52 pm**

Those bases don't look flared enough for rectal use.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 3:56 pm**

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 3:52 pm Those bases don't look flared enough for rectal use.

It would normally include a warning, but they're very much against BIG GOVERNMENT telling them what to do.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 7:28 pm**

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 3:52 pm Those bases don't look flared enough for rectal use.

Eh. Once you go Trump, you go all the way.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 7:31 pm**

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 3:35 pm You know who would love one of those? The Big D himself. As a classical narcissist, I can't think of anything that would give him greater pleasure, than pleasuring himself...with himself.

Remember the Stormy Daniels episode?

She claims that Trump had her spank him with a copy of Forbes that featured him on the cover.

This will be future historians' central metaphor for the early 21st century.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2021 7:35 pm**

Should be handed out in prison welcome boxes.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2021 5:28 pm**

I love how she continues to set the tone and raise the bar.

Press sec. Psaki repeatedly pushes back on a reporter who claims "there's a growing perception that this is really just the third term of Pres. Obama."

"Who's saying that?"

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2021 6:14 pm**

Agreed. She forcefully calls them out. I don't expect much more than this from a Newsmax reporter. I'm torn between allowing them in the room at all and these clips exposing they are clowns. In the end no one wins when this is what passes for 'journalism' nowadays.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2021 10:13 pm**

The newsmax Twitter account is touting the exchange as Psaki evading their questions.

My god, they fail basic journalism 101 with that exchange.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2021 11:14 pm**

The problem with conservative journalism is that there’s no “there” there. It’s all bullshit spun to sell other bullshit.

Calling them out to explain what they mean seems pretty effective — they start to flounder in their own bullshit. Trevor Noah did that well with Tomi Lahren.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2021 10:12 am**

Rule number 1: don't start a question with "people are saying". If you're going to make accusations, back them up with facts. Trump taught his lackeys that it was okay to do this though.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2021 10:22 am**

hepcat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 10:13 pm The newsmax Twitter account is touting the exchange as Psaki evading their questions.

I expected nothing less.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2021 1:07 pm**

hepcat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 10:13 pm The newsmax Twitter account is touting the exchange as Psaki evading their questions.

And the question Psaki "evaded" was essentially "Why did Dr. Fauci collaborate with the Chinese Communist Party to create the virus?"

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2021 1:13 pm**

I think it was more like, "Why isn't Biden working, and hey readers, it's like having a Black man as president again and oh yeah, an uppity woman as VP"

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2021 6:58 pm**

There was a touch of senile Joe in there. "Why is he not doing anything? It's clear they have a VP overstepping because he is so incapable."

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2021 1:44 pm**

Maybe a bit too technical on process and program elmements, but I continue to be amazed at how Dr. Fauci does not just start hitting Rand Paul with a chair wrestle-mania style

.@RandPaul: "Dr. Fauci, do you still support...NIH funding of the lab in Wuhan?"

Dr. Anthony Fauci: "Senator Paul, with all due respect, you are entirely and completely incorrect..."

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2021 2:23 pm**

Charming little jingle:

Spoiler:

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2021 2:29 pm**

Smoove_B wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 1:44 pm Maybe a bit too technical on process and program elmements, but I continue to be amazed at how Dr. Fauci does not just start hitting Rand Paul with a chair wrestle-mania style

Seriously. He is flat out bullying Fauci. Complete with telling Fauci what he thinks about things.

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2021 3:29 pm**

LawBeefaroni wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 2:23 pm Charming little jingle:

Rather too bothsidesy for the current crisis, though.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2021 10:43 pm**

(Hamas rockets and Iron Dome interceptor missles)

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