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Silly pics...what'cha got??....maybe NSFW
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"The world is suffering more today from the good people who want to mind other men's business than it is from the bad people who are willing to let everybody look after their own individual affairs." - Clarence Darrow
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lol
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That got a chuckle. Today has been a bit rough. Thanks!
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- hepcat
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Just don’t clean or repair anything in your current kitchen and at least it will partially look like that after a while.
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That would work better if Linda Hamilton had ever been on Star Trek, or maybe if Beth Toussaint had ever been in anything Terminator-adjacent.
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What's any of this have to do with Data and David Bowie?
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He won. Period.
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Why do you say that?
Because I know that they are...and they have rules!
Because I know that they are...and they have rules!
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Rank, station, job..anyone can still be a nut. Maybe they exist but to make such detailed claims..how the heck would he know?
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I was hoping you'd remember that call back.
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Plot twist. He's actually an alien and member of the Federation whose NDA just expired.
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Some folks will say anything if there’s a chance for an anal probe.
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You boob, that’s not David Bowie, it’s Markie Post from the OG Night Court show.
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I don't know who Markie Post is, but I watched Night Court, so now I know what Markie Post looks like.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Thanks for the chuckle.
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(Not fact checked. Kids might be imposters)
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I will be forty in four months. I have (some) wrinkles, (numerous) grey hairs, and (several) liver spots. Some days a walking stick would not be out of the fucking question.
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I noticed my hand getting wrinkles around 40. Before 50 they were old man hands with a year of then gots me an old man's neck. Didn't think that would happen this "young". I attribute it to wight gain and loss and gain and loss and gain and loss and allowing the last gain to happen in to my 50s, so now all my skin is old man loose.
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My kids think 40 is old, except when it comes to their parents. I'll be 50 this year but "daddy's not old."
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I noticed a couple years ago the skin on the back of my hand no longer seems as good as it used to when i bend my hand back. And this year at 55 I noticed the old man neck waddle starting I think. Hate that and the chin thing. I used to have a better jaw . This..this is why I keep a goatee.
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My kids are eager to point out that daddy is old.YellowKing wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 8:34 am My kids think 40 is old, except when it comes to their parents. I'll be 50 this year but "daddy's not old."
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I remember when my kids asked me what it was like during the Civil War.
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Did you tell them? Or were you ashamed of which side you were on back then?
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I told the Union Army I was a conscientious objector and was met with blank stares. A man ahead of his time.
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Same story you used when Hannibal handed you the reins to an elephant, I see.
side note: i love the narrative device that is used in EVERY story or show about an immortal person. they're ALWAYS shown interacting with the most famous people or events in history. how they just happen to know which person or even will stand the test of time is never answered. if i were immortal, I'd always be the guy who showed up for the invention of the leather shoe lace or the opening of the 24th Chuck E. Cheese or something.
side note: i love the narrative device that is used in EVERY story or show about an immortal person. they're ALWAYS shown interacting with the most famous people or events in history. how they just happen to know which person or even will stand the test of time is never answered. if i were immortal, I'd always be the guy who showed up for the invention of the leather shoe lace or the opening of the 24th Chuck E. Cheese or something.
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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So many lemurs. Lemurs everywhere, as far as the eye could see, leaping to and fro like they owned the damn place.
Fucking lemurs.
I swore I would kill every last one of them. But they were too fast, they just kept leaping away. Eventually I fled to hide my shame and failure.
I shall never return to Madagascar, not until I have completed my anti-lemur equation to wipe them out for once and all. And now I have to earn enough money to buy that talking picture studio and forbid those abominable creatures the children love so dearly. A life's work, even an immortal life, is never done.
Fucking lemurs.
I swore I would kill every last one of them. But they were too fast, they just kept leaping away. Eventually I fled to hide my shame and failure.
I shall never return to Madagascar, not until I have completed my anti-lemur equation to wipe them out for once and all. And now I have to earn enough money to buy that talking picture studio and forbid those abominable creatures the children love so dearly. A life's work, even an immortal life, is never done.
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I'm 51. I don't look 51 (as long as Ive got a recent haircut) and have only recently started to get a few small wrinkles around my eyes. It's the prize for having spent very little time in the sun since I was a teenager. Thanks for the free facelift, gaming!
But beauty is only skin deep, and I'm definitely feeling the 51 on the inside.
Also, when I joined GG I was in my 20s. That's terrifying.
But beauty is only skin deep, and I'm definitely feeling the 51 on the inside.
Also, when I joined GG I was in my 20s. That's terrifying.
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I just turned 53 in December and don't look it. I've always looked younger than I was. Mmy wife has as well and she's 10 years older than I am.Blackhawk wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 1:25 pm I'm 51. I don't look 51 (as long as Ive got a recent haircut) and have only recently started to get a few small wrinkles around my eyes. It's the prize for having spent very little time in the sun since I was a teenager. Thanks for the free facelift, gaming!
But beauty is only skin deep, and I'm definitely feeling the 51 on the inside.
Also, when I joined GG I was in my 20s. That's terrifying.
We always made out at those guesd yoyr age carnival games. Even if they got clise to ine if us the afe gap totally messed with them for the other.
Even with all my medical issues I dont look it. Even more so since I started losing weight.
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Same. I credit Blackhawk's excuse of "lack of sun" couple with some good genes. My dad didn't really start turning grey until he hit his 60s, and even now in his 70s it's more salt and pepper than full blown grey. My mom is the same way - she's in her early 70s and could pass for mid-to-late 50s.Punisher wrote:I've always looked younger than I was.
I consider myself consistently about 10 years less mentally mature than I should be, though, so maybe my body's just trying to keep things consistent.
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I have a picture on my wall of myself and my father when he was exactly the same age I am now. He looks considerably older than I do. He's got salt-and-pepper hair, but it's mostly white with some dark hairs here and there. Mine is the opposite. He's noticeably wrinkly. The one thing I have on him is a semi-bald spot (there's hair there, but it's thin) if I haven't shaved my head in a while.
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My appearance was more or less static for a long time but think I've aged visibly in the past year or two. Looking my age doesn't bother me but I'm occasionally taken aback when a young person treats me like a senior citizen. Still no chicken neck, at least.
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But realistically, they would likely have lots of wealth and power. Why wouldn't the guy who is immortal be the commander of the Roman army? He could certainly lead the charge in battle and would likely be a big help in winning said battles. Over the course of time he could certainly amass a fortune. Even if you take out the ability to live through countless battles and ascend to the throne someone who is immortal has many many chances to get lucky. Sure, there could be unlucky and stupid immortals but I would think those would be the ones who happen to get put in jail for something like accidentally killing the prince.hepcat wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 12:47 pm Same story you used when Hannibal handed you the reins to an elephant, I see.
side note: i love the narrative device that is used in EVERY story or show about an immortal person. they're ALWAYS shown interacting with the most famous people or events in history. how they just happen to know which person or even will stand the test of time is never answered. if i were immortal, I'd always be the guy who showed up for the invention of the leather shoe lace or the opening of the 24th Chuck E. Cheese or something.
It's also not much different than tales of heroes like Band of Brothers or Masters of the Air. Hundreds of thousands of other people died but these characters lived through WW2. They went on to meet Eisenhower or Churchill.
That said, it could be a pretty good twist to write a story/movie about the Barney Fife of immortals. Always screwing things up and just floating through 2,000 years of life having to be bailed out all the time by his immortal friend, Andy.
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