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As always, everyone please check your scores in the spreadsheet regularly, and notify me of any errors ASAP. I enter a lot of data, and mistakes are made every year. Catch 'em.


***** Week 1 Recap *** **
Overall, Week 1 was all we'd hoped for (exciting games, upsets, some good football right off the bat) and more (the Football Gods smite New England real good). Thanks to everyone for joining us this year. Mailbox open for Week 2 picks!

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** Week 1 Scores **
Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Mitma 25
Bcap 23
Ralph Wiggum 23
Jiffy 23
Zaxxon 23
Captain Caveman 23
GuidoTKP 23
JC Anejo 23
Big Jake 21
Chris Gwinn 21
PeteRock 21
Soulbringer 21
$iljanus 21
pr0ner 21
The Meal 21
MoosNukle(PRW) 19
Hell's Taco 19
Miss Taken 19
Quipp 19
theohall 19
theohall IM 19
Gwartok 19
Remus West 19
Sparkz 19
Bensley 19
Kurth 19
JC Anejo IM 19
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Moghedian 18
Moghedian IM 18
Mr. Bob 17
Mr. Lem 16
Jeff V 15
Baroquen 15
monkeyskunk 15
JMDiller 6
Rdog 4

** Overall Scores **
See Week 1 scores... :)

** Easy Pick of the Week **
NE over KC, 34 correct, 31 correct locks, 0 incorrect, for an average of 2.91 points/pick

** Hard Pick of the Week **
SD over CAR, 0 correct, 34 incorrect, 26 incorrect locks, for an average of -0.76 points/pick

** Notables **
-Chicago stomps Indy real nice-like, not making up for the Super Bowl at all but looking good.
-Mitma wins the week by going 11-5, 4-1, 25 points.
-Jeff V, Baroquen, and monkeyskunk suck it up, earning 15 points apiece.
-Tom Brady is out for the season. Everyone outside of Boston rejoices.

** Stay Tuned For **
-Oak @ KC, SF @ SEA, MIA @ ARI compete for 'Game most obviously containing 0 playoff implications.' In Week 2.
-CHI @ CAR in a battle of the upsetters from Week 1.
-IND @ MIN: 'Holy crap; we're both 0-1? That's not where the experts said we'd be!'
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he he, I see there was a lot of faith in those 'skins.
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Having watched their preseason, I'll be surprised if the 'Skins win 6 games. Unless they change QBs and the OL actually starts blocking someone. Yes, it will take both things to happen.
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Hey, as long as they do a good job week 4, I'm happy.
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3 points for a lock, right? I'm pretty sure I indicated a lock on this game.
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Indeed you did; glad I could start the season off with a bang!
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:shock: Locks!? I can't believe I totally forgot about locks!
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moghedian wrote::shock: Locks!? I can't believe I totally forgot about locks!
You can still add them for the rest of Week 1 and I'll let you slide and add locks for Weeks 2-17 of the Ironman if you'd like.
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Thanks! I'll just send the locks for the remaining Ironman enteries and keep my regular entry as is.
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Here are the 'big games' for your enjoyment (early games):

TB @ NO
NYJ @ MIA
CIN @ BAL
SEA @ BUF
JAX @ TEN

Each of these has more than a handful of people picking the underdog, and thus the outcome will substantially impact the pool standings.
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Zaxxon wrote:Here are the 'big games' for your enjoyment (early games):

TB @ NO
NYJ @ MIA
CIN @ BAL
SEA @ BUF
JAX @ TEN

Each of these has more than a handful of people picking the underdog, and thus the outcome will substantially impact the pool standings.
Here is the bigger question - how were the ATL/DET picks spread. ATL is crushing the Loins.
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If I didn't list it, it was one-sided. We had only 3 pick ATL.
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Then 3 folks got 2 points the rest of us fools didn't. Michael Turner and Matt Ryan have totally changed the Atlanta Falcons offense.

Atlanta is going to kill my IM picks.
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Lesson learned, never pick the Lions. No matter who they play against. :)
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After morning games:

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Bcap 20
Ralph Wiggum 19
Jiffy 18
Zaxxon 18
Mitma 17
Hell's Taco 17
Chris Gwinn 16
$iljanus 16
Miss Taken 16
Captain Caveman 16
PeteRock 16
JC Anejo 16
Remus West 16
GuidoTKP 16
Mr. Bob 16
Soulbringer 16
Kurth 15
pr0ner 15
MoosNukle(PRW) 15
The Meal 15
Quipp 15
Big Jake 15
theohall 15
theohall IM 15
Moghedian IM 14
Gwartok 14
Sparkz 14
Moghedian 14
Bensley 13
Mr. Lem 13
JC Anejo IM 12
Jeff V 11
Baroquen 11
monkeyskunk 9
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Only one person picked CLE--but it's Bcap, so it could be big since she's leading. No one picked against SD, and our one 'true' big game in this set is SF-ARI, as the picks are right down the middle.
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This pool is scary good. Miss 4 picks and you're almost in last place. At least none were locks. :)

Is it too late to change my IM picks? All those ATL games need to be changed. :shock:
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Way to go, SD!

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Ralph Wiggum 22
Bcap 21
Mitma 21
Jiffy 20
Zaxxon 20
Chris Gwinn 20
Captain Caveman 20
GuidoTKP 20
PeteRock 20
Soulbringer 20
$iljanus 19
JC Anejo 19
Big Jake 19
Hell's Taco 18
Miss Taken 18
Mr. Bob 18
MoosNukle(PRW) 18
pr0ner 18
The Meal 18
Quipp 18
theohall 18
theohall IM 18
Gwartok 18
Moghedian 18
Remus West 17
Sparkz 17
Bensley 17
Kurth 16
Moghedian IM 16
JC Anejo IM 16
Mr. Lem 15
Jeff V 14
Baroquen 12
monkeyskunk 11
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Unreal, San Diego. Just unreal.

Way to cost me 4 points.
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pr0ner wrote:Unreal, San Diego. Just unreal.

Way to cost me 4 points.
Same here...frackin' Chargers.
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On the bright side, everyone picked SD. So they cost you 2 points. And the loss actually helped me. Woo!

Only one person picked CHI tonight--and it wasn't me. 23 IND locks.
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I cannot believe no one has mentioned Buffalo, Frekin Buffalo. They put a hurtin on the Seagulls.
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soulbringer wrote:I cannot believe no one has mentioned Buffalo, Frekin Buffalo. They put a hurtin on the Seagulls.
Wasn't that a CFL game? I'm sure no one saw it. 8-)
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Zaxxon wrote:On the bright side, everyone picked SD. So they cost you 2 points. And the loss actually helped me. Woo!

Only one person picked CHI tonight--and it wasn't me. 23 IND locks.
Well, the way I see it, I'd be at 22 if they won. So yeah, 4 points :P

By the way, Brady is done for the year. I wonder how many Ironman entries that screws up.
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pr0ner wrote:
Zaxxon wrote:On the bright side, everyone picked SD. So they cost you 2 points. And the loss actually helped me. Woo!

Only one person picked CHI tonight--and it wasn't me. 23 IND locks.
Well, the way I see it, I'd be at 22 if they won. So yeah, 4 points :P
Let's stick to the relevant math. You'd be 2 points stronger vs the field. ;)
By the way, Brady is done for the year. I wonder how many Ironman entries that screws up.
Depends on your perspective--it lowers the likely score of all three ironman entries. However, since 0 of them had a realistic chance, it has no real effect. :)
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Zaxxon wrote:Depends on your perspective--it lowers the likely score of all three ironman entries. However, since 0 of them had a realistic chance, it has no real effect. :)
I'd be curious as to how many times IM entries picked ATL to actually win games. Most still had them written off with a new HC, new QB, new RB, etc.
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The full ironman entries are in the spreadsheet if you want to check some stats.
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By the way, since I probably missed finding out elsewhere, who's bcap?
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Zaxxon wrote:On the bright side, everyone picked SD. So they cost you 2 points. And the loss actually helped me. Woo!

Only one person picked CHI tonight--and it wasn't me. 23 IND locks.
23 -1s.... including mine... that's two bad locks on opening day. :roll:
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Go mitma, go mitma, it's your birthday...

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Mitma 23
Ralph Wiggum 21
Bcap 21
Jiffy 19
Zaxxon 19
Chris Gwinn 19
Captain Caveman 19
GuidoTKP 19
PeteRock 19
Soulbringer 19
$iljanus 19
JC Anejo 19
Big Jake 19
MoosNukle(PRW) 18
Moghedian 18
Hell's Taco 17
Miss Taken 17
Mr. Bob 17
pr0ner 17
The Meal 17
Quipp 17
theohall 17
theohall IM 17
Gwartok 17
Remus West 17
Sparkz 17
Bensley 17
Moghedian IM 16
Kurth 15
JC Anejo IM 15
Mr. Lem 14
Jeff V 13
Baroquen 11
monkeyskunk 10

This just in: the Bears don't suck.
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Mitma picked the Bears, and you didn't, Zax? I bet you're hearing about that one!
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pr0ner wrote:Mitma picked the Bears, and you didn't, Zax? I bet you're hearing about that one!
Yes, indeed I am.
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We have two late joiners added to the pool tonight--JMDiller and RDog (temp name). Both somehow started watching NFL football without going OMG OONFL!. They begin 14 games behind...

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Mitma 23
Bcap 23
Ralph Wiggum 21
Jiffy 21
Zaxxon 21
Captain Caveman 21
GuidoTKP 21
JC Anejo 21
Big Jake 21
Chris Gwinn 19
PeteRock 19
Soulbringer 19
$iljanus 19
pr0ner 19
The Meal 19
Moghedian 18
Moghedian IM 18
MoosNukle(PRW) 17
Hell's Taco 17
Miss Taken 17
Mr. Bob 17
Quipp 17
theohall 17
theohall IM 17
Gwartok 17
Remus West 17
Sparkz 17
Bensley 17
Kurth 17
JC Anejo IM 17
Mr. Lem 14
Jeff V 13
Baroquen 13
monkeyskunk 12
JMDiller 3
Rdog 2
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I'm assuming Oakland won't miraculously develop some NFL players in the next hour, and going to bed.

***** Week 1 Recap *** **
Overall, Week 1 was all we'd hoped for (exciting games, upsets, some good football right off the bat) and more (the Football Gods smite New England real good). Thanks to everyone for joining us this year. Mailbox open for Week 2 picks!

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** Week 1 Scores **
Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Mitma 25
Bcap 23
Ralph Wiggum 23
Jiffy 23
Zaxxon 23
Captain Caveman 23
GuidoTKP 23
JC Anejo 23
Big Jake 21
Chris Gwinn 21
PeteRock 21
Soulbringer 21
$iljanus 21
pr0ner 21
The Meal 21
MoosNukle(PRW) 19
Hell's Taco 19
Miss Taken 19
Quipp 19
theohall 19
theohall IM 19
Gwartok 19
Remus West 19
Sparkz 19
Bensley 19
Kurth 19
JC Anejo IM 19
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Moghedian 18
Moghedian IM 18
Mr. Bob 17
Mr. Lem 16
Jeff V 15
Baroquen 15
monkeyskunk 15
JMDiller 6
Rdog 4

** Overall Scores **
See Week 1 scores... :)

** Easy Pick of the Week **
NE over KC, 34 correct, 31 correct locks, 0 incorrect, for an average of 2.91 points/pick

** Hard Pick of the Week **
SD over CAR, 0 correct, 34 incorrect, 26 incorrect locks, for an average of -0.76 points/pick

** Notables **
-Chicago stomps Indy real nice-like, not making up for the Super Bowl at all but looking good.
-Mitma wins the week by going 11-5, 4-1, 25 points.
-Jeff V, Baroquen, and monkeyskunk suck it up, earning 15 points apiece.
-Tom Brady is out for the season. Everyone outside of Boston rejoices.

** Stay Tuned For **
-Oak @ KC, SF @ SEA, MIA @ ARI compete for 'Game most obviously containing 0 playoff implications.' In Week 2.
-CHI @ CAR in a battle of the upsetters from Week 1.
-IND @ MIN: 'Holy crap; we're both 0-1? That's not where the experts said we'd be!'
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Jiffy wrote:Lesson learned, never pick the Lions. No matter who they play against. :)

Well, you might be safe to do so two weeks from now, when they play the niners :P
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naednek wrote:
Jiffy wrote:Lesson learned, never pick the Lions. No matter who they play against. :)

Well, you might be safe to do so two weeks from now, when they play the niners :P
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naednek wrote:
Jiffy wrote:Lesson learned, never pick the Lions. No matter who they play against. :)

Well, you might be safe to do so two weeks from now, when they play the niners :P
that's what everyone thought when they picked them in the survival pool over the falcons.

Oh yeah - this week might be a safe week to pick the Niners. Seattle doesn't have any WRs and Julius Jones isn't a #1 RB.
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Week 2 picks in!
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