Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

[cathena]

I watched a recap last night of Isaac Mizrahi's interesting behavior and apparently he didn't just fondle poor Scarlett - and she was pretty aghast when he did it (she's actually saying 'What is going on?'), but it looked like she didn't know what to do -

He also told Charlize Theron that she was looking nice - he said he was beginning to worry because all her roles lately have been fat, ugly or bitchy!!!! He also asked every woman if they were wearing underwear and what kind - including Queen Latifah.

He also asked Eva Longoria how she "groomed herself down there" and whether she was bald or had a patch. She didn't answer - I think all of the girls wanted to slap him. I don't know about you guys, but I think Isaac is either bisexual or a poser, because I don't know ANY gay man that cares that much about womanly parts.

[Crux]

Every time I see that gif, she doesn't look at all bothered. But, it's hard to say for sure without some more context - ie more film to either side (before and after). I know if someone groped me in an unwelcome manner, my first instinct would be to pull away. She just stands there and takes it, laughing all the while.

[cathena]

Every time I see that gif, she doesn't look at all bothered. But, it's hard to say for sure without some more context - ie more film to either side (before and after). I know if someone groped me in an unwelcome manner, my first instinct would be to pull away. She just stands there and takes it, laughing all the while.

I saw the actual grope on the recap and she is saying - watch her mouth - I know that is hard to do She's saying, "WHAT is going on??" she is laughing, but actually watching it, it was clear that it was nervous laughter and she didn't have a clue what to do or say. I mean, who REALLY expects their boob to get groped on the red carpet?!? by a gay man?!?

[Kelric]

Though it is true most of Theron's roles lately seem to be fat/ugly/bitchy.

[Ralph-Wiggum]

I'm still waiting to see:

Is there anything worse than.....
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

or:

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Alternative transportation ideas?

[cheeba]

This is dumb. The red carpet is normally such a boring place. I want to see Scarlett's boobs being groped - not prodded at, next time I want to see some gropeage! And I want to know about the length of Eva Longoria's pubic hair!

Though I admit it is odd that a gay dude be my champion in this regard.

[Kelric]

And I want to know about the length of Eva Longoria's pubic hair!

I don't. Though I'm all for the groping of Scarlett's breasts.

[Scooby Doo]

I'm still waiting to see:

Is there anything worse than.....
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

or:

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Alternative transportation ideas?

I'm still waiting to see (and it's been close, but the planets haven't quite aligned, yet):

Women of OO...
Oh, how I'd love to suck on
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

That would need to be read as a joint declarative statement from the chickies here, not as a declaration of mine (as who wants to hear about what I'd like to do with Scarlett's "Globes", but we can tell by the view count of the Women of OO thread, that many would be interested in their making the above statement).

Maybe preceeded by:
Please tell me that this is true...

and proceeded by:
You have to admit this is cool

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That is better than what I previous posted (which did appear this morning), which looked like it was referring to OO men group sex with Scarlett's boobies, which goes against the cardinal rule of no more than one chubbie per room.

[The Meal]

How could you miss these rmorton?


Oh, how I'd love to suck on
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

However could this have happened?

The fix was clearly in.

~Neal

[Roscoe]

Ok, I know we kinda moved on from this topic, but I just stumbled across this quote from Kelt Reeves, CEO of Falcon Northwest, in this interview

We did a one-of-a-kind PC for DreamWorks this summer as the grand prize in a contest to promote the move “The Island”. That one required us to have special vinyl prints made of the movie poster, which we had sent to New York for the cast to sign at a press junket. We got the prints back, applied them, and then sealed them under several layers of clearcoats. It’s the ultimate autographed item. And I’m of the opinion that a picture of Scarlett Johansson on the side greatly enhances the look of a PC.

Can anyone find a screenshot of the case?

[TheOmegaWalrus]

What are you having for lunch?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[rrmorton]

[Roscoe]

Found the Falcon-NW case shot, but it's huge, 1MB JPG. It's here, you can click and view in a separate window if you wish.

[Mr. Sparkle]

Found the Falcon-NW case shot, but it's huge, 1MB JPG. It's here, you can click and view in a separate window if you wish.

Right. Computer cases. That's why you were on the internet with your door closed. Sure.

Well why don't you explain why the hand lotion bottle has cheetos residue all over it mister?

[TheOmegaWalrus]

Thats a cool case and all, nice craftsmanship...but The Island was a horrible movie.

Horrible.

[Captain Caveman]

With the latest bump, we can now hope to see:

A strangely addictive timewaster...
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Utterly derivative, completely unoriginal...
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Office Meetings might be slightly tolarable again soon
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Does anyone know of any cheap/nice places to live?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[Octavious]

Actually it's Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes Sitting on the glass.

[Captain Caveman]

Actually it's Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes Sitting on the glass.

That reminds me of a life-changing moment from my childhood: the"boob smooshed repeatedly against the glass" shower scene from the Kentucky Fried Movie.

Catholic schoolgirls do indeed rule.

[Octavious]

I found the TV scene even funnier when the news reporters start watching the people on the couch. What a wierd wierd movie.

[docvego]

"New Magnum PI Move, who should star?"
"Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes"

[Roscoe]

"Need Domain Name"
"Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes"

[Texian]

"Alternative Means of Transportation?"
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[Daehawk]

less talk more pics

[farley2k]

" A strangely addictive timewaster..."

"Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)"

[Kelric]

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Taken from page 12 of "Women of OO" (may be NSFW)

[Crux]

Too many attempts at humor involving thread titles, not enough pictures.

[Daehawk]

[Captain Caveman]

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[rrmorton]

How much would you kill a man for
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[Kelric]

How much would you kill a man for
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

I would kill him very much.

[Eightball]

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You need a hobby.

[Kelric]

<post deleted in an effort to create an aura of mystery>

You need a hobby.

And not horse riding.

[TheOmegaWalrus]

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
So cheap, yet so Good



P.S. thanks for stealing my other one rmorton

[rrmorton]

To be humbled and lose every shred of dignity?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[Captain Caveman]

Anything interesting in Columbia, MD?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Size really does matter . . .
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Eye Contact
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[hog]

Modding
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[Daehawk]

Im not even reading these posts now so can we have more pics already?

[rrmorton]

Anything interesting in Columbia, MD?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[hog]

Why the heck has no one made a Mech Lords type game???
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

[rrmorton]

IN YOUR FACE, GODHUGH!!!
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes