Silly pics...what'cha got??....maybe NSFW

[Moliere]

[Daehawk]

lol

[hepcat]

[TheMix]

That got a chuckle. Today has been a bit rough. Thanks!

[Daehawk]

Id love this kitchen if it was real

[hepcat]

Just don’t clean or repair anything in your current kitchen and at least it will partially look like that after a while.

[hepcat]

[Max Peck]

That would work better if Linda Hamilton had ever been on Star Trek, or maybe if Beth Toussaint had ever been in anything Terminator-adjacent.

[hepcat]

Jesus, Australians are a tough crowd.

[Blackhawk]

What's any of this have to do with Data and David Bowie?

[hepcat]

Nothing. Here's a picture of a monkey rodeo to hold you over.

[Jaymann]

Why do you say that?

Because I know that they are...and they have rules!

[Daehawk]

Rank, station, job..anyone can still be a nut. Maybe they exist but to make such detailed claims..how the heck would he know?

[Max Peck]

Jesus, Australians are a tough crowd.

[hepcat]

I was hoping you'd remember that call back.

[Punisher]

Rank, station, job..anyone can still be a nut. Maybe they exist but to make such detailed claims..how the heck would he know?

Plot twist. He's actually an alien and member of the Federation whose NDA just expired.

[hepcat]

Some folks will say anything if there’s a chance for an anal probe.

[Carpet_pissr]

What's any of this have to do with Data and David Bowie?

You boob, that’s not David Bowie, it’s Markie Post from the OG Night Court show.

[GreenGoo]

I don't know who Markie Post is, but I watched Night Court, so now I know what Markie Post looks like.

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Kraken]

(Not fact checked. Kids might be imposters)

[Sudy]

I will be forty in four months. I have (some) wrinkles, (numerous) grey hairs, and (several) liver spots. Some days a walking stick would not be out of the fucking question.

[LordMortis]

(Not fact checked. Kids might be imposters)

I noticed my hand getting wrinkles around 40. Before 50 they were old man hands with a year of then gots me an old man's neck. Didn't think that would happen this "young". I attribute it to wight gain and loss and gain and loss and gain and loss and allowing the last gain to happen in to my 50s, so now all my skin is old man loose.

[YellowKing]

My kids think 40 is old, except when it comes to their parents. I'll be 50 this year but "daddy's not old."

[Daehawk]

I noticed a couple years ago the skin on the back of my hand no longer seems as good as it used to when i bend my hand back. And this year at 55 I noticed the old man neck waddle starting I think. Hate that and the chin thing. I used to have a better jaw . This..this is why I keep a goatee.

[ImLawBoy]

My kids think 40 is old, except when it comes to their parents. I'll be 50 this year but "daddy's not old."

My kids are eager to point out that daddy is old.

[Jaymann]

I remember when my kids asked me what it was like during the Civil War.

[hepcat]

Did you tell them? Or were you ashamed of which side you were on back then?

[Jaymann]

Did you tell them? Or were you ashamed of which side you were on back then?

I told the Union Army I was a conscientious objector and was met with blank stares. A man ahead of his time.

[hepcat]

Same story you used when Hannibal handed you the reins to an elephant, I see.

side note: i love the narrative device that is used in EVERY story or show about an immortal person. they're ALWAYS shown interacting with the most famous people or events in history. how they just happen to know which person or even will stand the test of time is never answered. if i were immortal, I'd always be the guy who showed up for the invention of the leather shoe lace or the opening of the 24th Chuck E. Cheese or something.

[Isgrimnur]

[Isgrimnur]

[Jaymon]

So many lemurs. Lemurs everywhere, as far as the eye could see, leaping to and fro like they owned the damn place.
Fucking lemurs.
I swore I would kill every last one of them. But they were too fast, they just kept leaping away. Eventually I fled to hide my shame and failure.

I shall never return to Madagascar, not until I have completed my anti-lemur equation to wipe them out for once and all. And now I have to earn enough money to buy that talking picture studio and forbid those abominable creatures the children love so dearly. A life's work, even an immortal life, is never done.

[Blackhawk]

I'm 51. I don't look 51 (as long as Ive got a recent haircut) and have only recently started to get a few small wrinkles around my eyes. It's the prize for having spent very little time in the sun since I was a teenager. Thanks for the free facelift, gaming!

But beauty is only skin deep, and I'm definitely feeling the 51 on the inside.

Also, when I joined GG I was in my 20s. That's terrifying.