[Poll] Will Trump Do Time?

[Carpet_pissr]

Yep, and the argument has even more teeth than it did before.

[Holman]

Care to place a wager on who dies first, Trump or Biden? Natural causes only, assassination doesn’t count.

It's a grim choice, but I'm pretty sure Trump dies first.

Biden is the type of wiry coot who hangs around long after the grandchildren have started arguing over the silver.

Trump is the type whose heart explodes during an especially difficult shit.

[Carpet_pissr]

Trump is the type whose heart explodes during an especially difficult shit.

LOL!

[TheMix]

Sadly, considering his favorite foods, it seems unlikely he ever has a difficult shit. It's probably far more difficult for him to hold it in.

[Kraken]

Sadly, considering his favorite foods, it seems unlikely he ever has a difficult shit. It's probably far more difficult for him to hold it in.

It's rumored that he wears diapers. In some photos the seat of his pants looks suspiciously puffy.

[Carpet_pissr]

Not sure which of the several Criminal Trump threads this belongs to, so I will just dump it here. A seven hour session of sworn testimony was recently made public, with some real gems from our favorite ex pres such as:

""I think you would have nuclear holocaust if I didn't deal with North Korea," Trump testified. "I think you would have a nuclear war, if I weren't elected. And I think you might have a nuclear war now, if you want to know the truth."

Note that this is the case where he's being accused of overinflating his net worth to garner special interest rates etc. So of course North Korea has everything to do with that.

Seems like a pretty weak sauce case to me personally, but obviously IANAL.

[Daehawk]

I hope when he gets to prison his prison onsie says Hugh Jass on the back.

[waitingtoconnect]

Everyone here is so being sent to the “Trump Hotel” in Gitmo once his Trumpness steals the next election.