Simple Question to Mods

JSHAW · Post by **JSHAW** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:29 pm

People that live in apartments with indoor dogs don't have fenced yards.

Next your advice for those people will be; 3 words - Buy a house?

Bad Demographic · Post by **Bad Demographic** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:33 pm

tgb wrote:
*Storms off in a huff*

You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

With lines like these, you should have Groucho as your avatar.

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:37 pm

Seven words: Why does Peacedog's avatar have pointy nads?

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:43 pm

Bad Demographic wrote:
tgb wrote:
*Storms off in a huff*

You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
With lines like these, you should have Groucho as your avatar.

Done.

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:55 pm

tgb wrote:You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Now that's funny! I salute you, sir.

- Ash

Bad Demographic · Post by **Bad Demographic** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:36 pm

tgb - That picture of Groucho is the exact one I was trying to figure out how to show in my post (and gave up - but it is the very one I was thinking of)!

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:46 pm

Asharak wrote:
tgb wrote:You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Now that's funny! I salute you, sir.

- Ash

Thank you, but I can't take credit for it. See my avatar. It's from "Duck Soup".

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:06 pm

tgb wrote:Thank you, but I can't take credit for it. See my avatar. It's from "Duck Soup".

Well, I've giving you credit for it. So there. If you don't want it, you can take your credit and shove it.

- Ash

RunningMn9 · Post by **RunningMn9** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:39 pm

SuperHiro wrote:Anyhoo he started an unfortunate thread where he talked about putting his cat to sleep, basically because it had some eye troubles. But that's not all. Basically he didn't want to keep paying for the medical stuff, and taking care of the cat was becoming a very large pain in the ass.

That's odd. I'm a cat person - but I can understand that. When we found out our 11-yr old cat was diabetic, the vet left the room and came back with a supply of insulin and needles, and proceeded to show me how to use them. Every day, at the same time.

I looked at my wife, and in my best "Ladie's Man" voice said "Yeah....she's got to go. That's just disgustin'."

My wife didn't appreciate the SNL reference while I was suggesting that we intentionally kill her cat. But she did understand that there was a 0% chance that I was going to purchase and inject insulin into a cat every mother-lovin' day. Lucky for us (sort of), cat's insulin levels are easily managed with diet (something our vet failed to explain when trying to sell us insulin and needles), and the cat kept on trucking for another 3 years living on tuna fish and vitamins.

Sunderer · Post by **Sunderer** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:36 pm

I've been in mediation all day. Didn't know MHS was married to the Mod. Just trying to figure out if that would stop me from flirting. NO. And if you are 10% as cute as ASH, that makes you a smoking hottie [LESSON NOTE: notice how Sunderer woos more than one woman at a time].

Too bad about not letting me open up a flaming thread. I knew that was out there though.

Think I'll browse for a bit.

Love ya (but your husband really should be told about us NOW, so when we run off together, it won't be such a shock)

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:38 pm

Sunderer wrote:I've been in mediation all day. Didn't know MHS was married to the Mod. Just trying to figure out if that would stop me from flirting. NO. And if you are 10% as cute as ASH, that makes you a smoking hottie [LESSON NOTE: notice how Sunderer woos more than one woman at a time].

Too bad about not letting me open up a flaming thread. I knew that was out there though.

Think I'll browse for a bit.

Love ya (but your husband really should be told about us NOW, so when we run off together, it won't be such a shock)

Will you at give her a discount on your legal fees for the divorce?

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

Sunderer wrote:And if you are 10% as cute as ASH, that makes you a smoking hottie [LESSON NOTE: notice how Sunderer woos more than one woman at a time].

LESSON NOTE: I'm not a woman.

Please god, don't let some smartass like Kelric start me my own Smoove thread...

- Ash

Sunderer · Post by **Sunderer** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:53 pm

My bad. (I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue) That was MHS posting pictures of herself. Which means she is 100% as cute as what I thought.

MHS, you can "reprimand" me anytime. Flame me.

I think I like straight though.

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:24 pm

Back on topic, sort of. Let's see a dog or a cat do this:http://www.ling.mq.edu.au/home/rmannell ... parrot.mov

MHS · Post by **MHS** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:27 pm

Sunderer wrote:My bad. (I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue) That was MHS posting pictures of herself. Which means she is 100% as cute as what I thought.

MHS, you can "reprimand" me anytime. Flame me.

I think I like straight though.

OK, well if you like straight, I'm probably not the girl for you.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:35 pm

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:40 pm

Best smilie of the day, right there.

- Ash