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Battle to end all Battles

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As the commercial for Pepto Bismall ends (And who doesn't hate the new song they have to help us remember it's the shits medicine) Thunderstruck by AC DC begins playing as the screen turns black... Soon you begin to see wrestlers in various outfits doing moves of impact to the bass beat. A german suplex through a table, a 5 star frog splash, someone in a shartshooter in agony. After a few gratuitous shots of hot chick escorts and big burly men grappling other big burly men you have to question the manhood of it changes to a sold out Arena, The Overlord Palace. Thousands of screaming Trailer Park Trashers fill the seats, holding up signs in the hopes they get their 1.4 seconds of fame when the camera shows the sign they made. Eventually it settles on two announcers, Tug McWinkelstein, an ex wrestler who was known for his technical ability and the fact he roots for every bad guy in existence and Larry Gerard the average joe with a smooth baritone voice that calls it like it is (And oddly is usually at odds with Tug).

Larry: "What a great night here at the OOWF (Octopus Overlords Wrestling Federation) tonight the "Battle to end all Battles" occurs. It's essentially a giant rumble between all our best competitors in a style similar to another federation who I am sure has the name we might use copyrighted.. But rumor has it it's fairly royal in occurance, and a rumble too boot."
Tug: "Careful there Larry, you are pressing the issue a bit too far."
Larry: "Like anyone from that money grubbing federation is going to read this."
Tug: "Too True, too true."
Larry: "I'd talk about how great our competitors are, but unfortunately no one has signed up yet..."
Tug: "The bastards!"
Larry: "So instead we'll talk about the rules and how you win.... Afterwards, there will be a quick commercial break and off we go!"


RULES:

Upfront stuff:
1) We will start off with 4 people in the ring. You need 3 votes to send someone over the first time. it of course will change as the game does, lol. Every 2 minutes (1 minute = a day? And a weekend counts as a day) another contestant/victim/sucker/sado masochist will enter the ring.

2) I wont be announcing everyones powers, you know everyone has other powers, you just wont know until they use em. You will know 1 power from every person, whether it be scouting or the fact the guy is just plain huge or strong. It's the one freebie power everyone knows. But every wrestler will have tricks up their sleeves so be careful.

3) When a person gets tossed out, there will be a pause (roughly a day)before the next person can be thrown out. One would argue this is Mic time, when the announcers shill whomever tossed him out and whatever. I would argue a good lynch group would quickly wipe out everyone in the ring if I dont give people time to form new alliances and backstab.

4) I will be keeping random stats: Longest in the ring, person who went the farthest, most toss outs, etc. And probably do a cute little write up of every throw out. I figure it'll add ot the ambiance.

5)I want Entrance music and a wrestling name/style. It'll be fun, dont worry about being someone else, this is strictly to be fun, not to determine something.

6) The time for a new person to enter is set in stone, as such, if you have a deadlock, eventually someone new will come down to the ring and end it. If he doesn't, the next person will. If it seems there is an impass and everyone agree's no one is changing their votes, I will randomly (random.org) choose someone to throw out. I do not want this game stagnating and stalling. I don't expect this to be an issue or a problem, but you just never know.

7) I will roll up everyones "Powers" randomly before we start and allow those who have the team mate power to know who their team mate is. If there is an odd number of team mates, the solo teamer will gain a specific as of yet unknown power to make him life less annoying.

8) only the last person in the ring wins. When you are down to two, if both have no way to throw the other out, a tie-breaking vote will be made, by everyone who played as to who should win. Yes this sucks, but can you think of any other way when it's down to two?

9)When you place a vote on someone phrase it as : "I attempt to throw X" out. Because you are attempting to, not doing. This is how you end up with 3 guys holding onto the ropes for dear life in a royal rumble. People are trying to get em to go.

10) When you attempt to use a special, Announce it, unless it's a "Silent Special" in which case pm me. The person you are using it on, will get a chance to respond to stop it (Some powers negate, others have ways to turn it around, etc.) and if they don't in a specific time limit, or they cannot do anything and no one else does, the game will continue. This is one of the main reason I want a pause before/after someone is tossed, to make certain they had a chance to do something.

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Wrestling powers:
Wily Veteran - The ability to negate Any power of an attacking player (On you, or on someone else)
Quick Toss - The ability to throw any Non-Super Heavy out of the ring.
Super Heavy(y) - You need at least (x+y) people to throw you out, where X is the current majority and y is the Super Heavy bonus number, y will not be announced unless someone likes to share his coolness after getting it.
Super Strong - You counts as 2-3 people for tossing someone out (Some people are strong, some people are just plain ridiculous).
Secret Alliance - you can pm one person of your choosing. They can pm you back, but it only lasts the day.
Vicious Finisher - "Knock out" someone else for 1 day. They cannot post or use powers until the day is over. This power cannot be used on the same person 2 days in a row to cut down on douchbaggery.
Amazing save - Save 1 person from being thrown out. That person cannot be the target of the next days lynch.
Roll Back under the ropes - Ignore the result of a lynch/throw/ability out that would send you over, you cannot be the target of a throw out until someone else is thrown out.
Hide in the corner - you cannot be the target of a lynch for X days, or until someone is thrown out.
Take someone with you - You can take one of the tossing players with you when they throw you out of the ring.
Hold onto the ropes - You can avoid a normal lynching by holding onto the ropes and crawling back in under the bottom (cannot be the target of the next lynch/toss unless there are less than 4 people).
Eye Poke - The ability to negate Any power of an defending player.
Misdirection - negate someone else's votes from the lynch...
Tag Team (with 1 other person) - the ability to communicate (Pm's) without others knowing what you are doing. If both people vote on the same person, it counts as 3 votes.
Mastermind - Make someone else try to throw (x) out of the ring.
Head for the game - Able to "scan" someone and know their powers
Ring General - reverse any one power being used against you.
Rallying Cry - Able to "Defend" someone as such your votes count as negative votes against someone being tossed.
Hulking Up - Ignore any abilities of any attacking players, can only be used once, and afterwards you count as "gassed" and cannot use any powers for a (Real life)period of time.
Baby Face - Stop one person of your choosing from attacking you for the day.
Rat Bastard - Switch one persons vote to someone else.
Roid Rage - Ignore a throw out and instead throw someone else out.
Redirection - change the target of a power being used against you.
Backstage Politics - negate 1 persons vote for the day.
Work the Knees - negate the power of one person against you permanently (but only against you).
Cheat to Win - You gain the use of someone else's votes for one throw out. They will be told they are gone, but not who has them.
World Champ*(Only given once) - Power is unknown, but be assured it's spicy)
Tag Champs*(Only given to one team) - Extra power given to said team)
IC Champ*(Only given once) - Power is unknown, blah blah blah spicy)



Contestants/Wresters/etc.
1. Scoop /Bob the Actuary
2. Theo / Murciélago Mordedor!
3. Mipe / Sir Mipe-A-Lot
4. Chaosraven / BoJuJu the Fat Ninja
5. Newcastle / Boomer
6. Unagi / The Eel
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I dunno how many people, but in theory we could run it with as little as 8 and as many as 20 :)

Questions/Notes:
If anyone has other ideas for powers, or thinks a power is ridiculous (as a few are) ask about them. Some of the better powers have limits to amount of times they can be used.

Also if you are in: I need : A Wrestlers Name, His Wrestling Style (Name another wrestler, or if you have no Idea: power, Technical, High Flying, street Fighter, all-around, MMA are in theory types) and his theme song.

Example:
El Guaccamole (Yes, I once made a wrestler with this name), a Luchadore style wrestler (High Flying) who else enjoyed submission moves. His Theme song was la Cucaracha (The cockroach) and he while attempting to be a luchadore, he was 6'6" and 265 pounds. IN actuality, he was a heavyweight wrestler who dressed up like a luchadore to win the lightweight title....

You do not need to get this descriptive... : El Guaccamole, Luchadore, La Cucaracha also works fine. But I figure if you spend 30 seconds making up a cute little write up for you guy, it makes the game that much more entertaining trying to keep him alive.
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This is interesting. Let me read this rulez a bit but IN!

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IN!

Name: Murciélago Mordedor!
Style: Street Fighter
Song: Iron Man

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Name: Sir Mipe-A-Lot
Song: Tunak-tunak-tun
Style: same judo what Austin Power uses.
Finisher & Signature move: Judo Chop, a small chop to enemys right shoulder which makes the enemy pass out.
Likes: Eating ears
Hates: Noses
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Name: BoJuJu the Fat Ninja
Song: Marilyn Mansons cover of 'Suicide is Painless"
Style: a horrible mishmash of various imaginary martial arts
Signature Move: the Tsunami (BoJuJu lies down on top of an opponent and gives him wet willies while drooling copiously)
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Not sure if this is in the rules but...:
What about some limit about how many times a 'minute' you can vote? Remember, we are in the wrestling ring, so we can't just change every 5 secs or so who we are going to throw out... Maybe something like, 6h (real life time) after trying to throw someone out, you can change targets.

PS. I'm going to do this 95% on emotion and 5% strategy. I shall eat everyone's ears and judochop everyones noses off...
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Name: Bob the Actuary
Style: Technical
Entrance Song: The Office Theme by the Scrantones
Signature move: Put opponent in a figure four leg lock while calculating a life insurance premium quote. Once the opponent taps out, Bob announces, "You've been quoted!"
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Name - Boomer
Style - wild all over the place
signature move - "Da Belly Booomer"; gets a person in a headlock and bounces them on his belly, after three times, and hte person is groggy, he shifts their head to his butt, to give them a putrid dose of flatulence, ends with a quote "BOOM! BOOM!"
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After a commercial break for some new drug that more or less says: "Try our drug!" then spends 23 of the 30 seconds explaining side effects and how it'll probably kill most people, it goes back to our sold out arena of an unspecified size (it could be 20 people, but for ambiance it'll be 40-50 thousand. Yeah, we mighta paid em to show up, but in fantasy land I have enough money to do it... and a trophy wife... and a business that nets me billions every year so I have time to box 20 computers together to make my own wow raids... Although clearly I am considered one of people's sexiest people every year so I cant be a dork... But enough about how much cooler I am than you in fantasy land....

Larry: "We had people sign up!"
Tug:" LIES!"
Larry: "No it's the truth, so lets talk about our wrestlers."
Tug: "Doesn't matter, they all suck compared to me..."
Larry: "Then why don't you step into thering tonight?"
Tug: "Because I'd get jobbed harder than the Brooklyn Brawler (Wrestling joke #37, see if you can find them all)"

As the Wrestlers are announced, they appear on the screen, o noes, not really, like you cant go up and hug them, but you are more than welcome to try. The wrestler is shown in his wrestling outfit and he is spun around so you can see his front/back/sides/whatever else you want to look at. On the left of the wrestler is his bio and information. For instance the first wrestler shows is Murciélago Mordedor. He stands on the right side of the screen and rotates on a axis while his bio and random facts appear on the left.

Larry: "True enough. One of our top wrestlers is that fiery Mexican, Murciélago Mordedor. While normally I would talk about his tendency and love of violence in and out of the ring and his obvious criminal past, instead we will point out the é in his name, which he clearly put in there so I have to cut n paste his name _everytime_ I want to use it. We know you did it on purse, SHAME ON YOU!"
Tug: "I reserve the right to insult you at every opportunity... Like the fact your last occupation was a taco bell employee."
Larry: "You tell him Tug!"
Tug: "Done and will do again."
Larry: "Another top wrestler is none other that love-able scamp, Sir Mipe-A-Lot."

And sure enough it switches from Murciélago Mordedor to Sir Mipe-A-Lot. While I wouldn't say he is strikingly handsome, I would say he's better looking than Murciélago Mordedor, mainly because there is no special e in his name... :)

Tug: "I don't know about him, he is just to... whats the word?"
Larry: "Shagadelic?"
Tug: "Nope, cannibalistic..."
Larry: "I was close...."
Tug: "On a celestial scale, maybe."
Larry: "fine... While the crowd loves Sir Mipe, his opponents dont. No Ears McGregor hates his new nickname..."
Tug: "Not to mention his inability to pick up the womenfolk all of a sudden."
Larry: "Still, who cant help but dance when Tunak-tunak-tun comes on the air?"
Tug: "Most of the audience, oddly."
Larry: "Next on our cavalcade of combatants is Bob the Actuary..."

In case you are still confused, and I willing to bet a few of you are, once Bob's name is mentioned it switches from Sir Mipe-A-Lot to Bob the Actuary. No really, it does, I swear...

Tug: "I love this guy!"
Larry: "You would."
Tug: "Not only did he help me with my taxes, but he crippled that 8 year old last week when the kid who didn't have health Insurance."
Larry: "It was horrible and I cannot believe you were cheering."
Tug: "Hey the 8 year old deserved it, he looked at me funny..."
Larry: "I do not want to argue this. IT was horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself."
Tug: "I make no apologies for fine entertainment."
Larry: "Enough about Bob, next is that Wild-n-o-so-crazy guy, Boomer.

Blah Blah Blah, new wrestler on the screen, Blah Blah Blah.

Tug: "Boomer is just plain Evil, as such he's one of my pics to possibly win this thing."
Larry: "He is unpredictable and mayhem seems to be where is most comfortable, so this style of match seems to favor him over some of our other wrestlers."
Tug: "Yeah but when you are as cool as he is, everyone targets you."
Larry: "Very true, one can only wonder if he can survive to a point where he can make a difference and win the thing."
Tug: "I'm expecting it to occur."
Larry: "I am sure you are. Well thats some of our talent that you can expect to find on display here tonight. Stay with us, because we will be right back after these commercial messages.
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Tug wrote:I reserve the right to insult you at every opportunity... Like the fact your last occupation was a taco bell employee.
Mi madre y padre would never run a Taco Bell. Cómo disgusta. I "worked" at their cucaracha infested burrito stand which the military gringos loved para desayuno.
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Goddamnit! I pay 500 euros a month to be able to watch the OOWF channel, and now there has been a ****ing day of commercials. LET ME GO TO THE RING NAO!
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:ninja:

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I'll add myself to the roster. (not much of a WWF guy)


Name: The Eel
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Unagi wrote:I'll add myself to the roster. (not much of a WWF guy)


Name: The Eel
Song: It Rubs the Lotion on it's Skin - Greenskeepers
Style: Dirty, down and dirty.
Signature Move: The eye pluck
You do understand the only thing you really need to know is how to properly form alliances and backstab people at will to play this right? Much like any other WW game with a twist, the major twist is there are no werewolves, just a lot of angry people trying to win. It just has a wrestling theme because it makes me chuckle and I can create humor for days off it. I might be able to do it with BSG or Farscape, but in all actuality, I know nothing of the shows but they sucked :) So I am trying to stick to a light hearted, less serious, yet in theory lots of fun premise.

Course a whopping 5 of you seem to agree on that one... maybe I shoulda done a hello Kitty adventure island Werewolf game...
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Semaj wrote: hello Kitty adventure island Werewolf game...
IN!

What?...Really??....Oh, nevermind. :(
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semaj wrote: hello Kitty adventure island Werewolf game..

IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Semaj wrote:Much like any other WW game with a twist, the major twist is there are no werewolves, just a lot of angry people trying to win. It just has a wrestling theme because it makes me chuckle and I can create humor for days off it.
I'm all for just screwing around and having some fun, but I will admit - I didn't really sign up for this originally because well, I didn't really get the point... in that, as you said - there are no wolves.

It's basically an 'unpopularity' contest... Who to just vote out of the game.... like you said - it's gonna be about alliances and such.

I like the WW games because that is more about 'who is lying' / 'who do you trust' . I realize this game has those same elements, but it's really more like "Big Brother" or "Survivor". (as I am sure you freely admit, planned, etc)

Also, I felt there was something interesting here in your recent 'turn off' of the WW games (as you feel you've been picked on), and then creating a game where people just actually all agree to simply 'vote people out of the game' (i.e. Not work at building the truth to a mystery at play).

Anyhow, I don't mean to sound all weird about it, but it's kinda a strange game. "creative" as Scoop may say. 8-)
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