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Alefroth wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:06 pm What the hell does mathematically impossible even mean?

LordMortis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:21 pm He named exactly 0 names. Also if he trusts unnamed mathematicians not related to the election as experts does he also trust the mass of named epidemiologists on the spread of COVID? Or does he think something stupid like a vitamin pack will cure the world of COVID? Or perhaps we should trust his sources the same way can trust his sources on Wuhan Lab creation of the virus?

hepcat wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:28 pmI just spoke with 17 snow globes and they all agreed those numbers add up.

TheMix wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:15 pm

LordMortis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:21 pm He named exactly 0 names. Also if he trusts unnamed mathematicians not related to the election as experts does he also trust the mass of named epidemiologists on the spread of COVID? Or does he think something stupid like a vitamin pack will cure the world of COVID? Or perhaps we should trust his sources the same way can trust his sources on Wuhan Lab creation of the virus?

Note, he didn't even say "mathematicians". He said "hedge fund managers". I have no idea why someone would ask a hedge fund manager to crunch numbers... I mean, maybe there is some math involved, but... It's like asking Nate Silver for advice on epidemiology. And that's setting aside the issue of how these numbers are even going to prove anything here.

LordMortis wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:23 am

TheMix wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 8:15 pm

LordMortis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:21 pm He named exactly 0 names. Also if he trusts unnamed mathematicians not related to the election as experts does he also trust the mass of named epidemiologists on the spread of COVID? Or does he think something stupid like a vitamin pack will cure the world of COVID? Or perhaps we should trust his sources the same way can trust his sources on Wuhan Lab creation of the virus?

Note, he didn't even say "mathematicians". He said "hedge fund managers". I have no idea why someone would ask a hedge fund manager to crunch numbers... I mean, maybe there is some math involved, but... It's like asking Nate Silver for advice on epidemiology. And that's setting aside the issue of how these numbers are even going to prove anything here.

He did say "I talked to all the top hedge fund guys in the world all mathematicians"

El Guapo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:38 am Yeah, openly declaring that you're hiding a fugitive from the police seems like the kind of thing that ought to get you arrested in pretty much any functioning society.

malchior wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:02 am Mike Lindell is hiding away a Colorado election official

Alefroth wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:06 pm What the hell does mathematically impossible even mean?

Breaking: The House just approved the John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.

The bill was passed 219-212. Zero Republicans voting for it.

In a development that’s sure to fan the flames of a thousand conspiracy theories, a report from the presidential election “audit” in Arizona has been delayed because COVID-19 has swept through the private company running the show.

“The team expected to have the full draft ready for the Senate today, but unfortunately, Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person audit team have tested positive for COVID-19 and are quite sick,” Arizona Senate President Karen Fann said in a statement. It’s not clear whether any of the people were vaccinated against the virus.

Though state Republicans launched the spectacle, politicians from both parties have panned the so-called audit. Election experts have called the exercise “deeply reprehensible," saying that it more closely resembles a “clown show” than an audit. The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, all but one of whom are Republicans, said in a letter, “Your ‘auditors’ are in way over their heads.”

The company doing the “audit,” Cyber Ninjas, does not have any experience auditing elections, and its CEO does not appear to be nonpartisan; he has tweeted "#StoptheSteal" and voiced his support for former President Trump. “I’m tired of hearing people say there was no fraud,” he said in a tweet archived by the Arizona Mirror. The company is legally based in Florida, though CNN discovered that its business address sits vacant, while the address on its contract with the Arizona Senate is a rented UPS mailbox.

Max Peck wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 3:54 pm

“The team expected to have the full draft ready for the Senate today, but unfortunately, Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person audit team have tested positive for COVID-19 and are quite sick,” Arizona Senate President Karen Fann said in a statement. It’s not clear whether any of the people were vaccinated against the virus.

A federal judge sent a strong message to each of the so-called “Kraken” lawyers behind litigation to upend the 2020 election, ordering that they be referred for a professional conduct investigation and “possible suspension or disbarment.” The attorneys include pro-Trump lawyers Lin Wood and Sidney Powell.
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Parker’s pronouncement was similarly unequivocal that “this case was never about fraud,” a phrase she emphasized in italics.

“t was about undermining the People’s faith in our democracy and debasing the judicial process to do so,” she added, in her own emphasis.

Nearly 11 months after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s former top aides accused him of accepting bribes, Paxton’s office on Tuesday published a 374-page internal report that concludes he's innocent of the allegations.
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In a statement, attorneys for the whistleblowers, said the “takeaway from this internal report is that, although Ken Paxton remains under active federal investigation, the people who still work for Paxton say he did nothing wrong.” The FBI is reportedly investigating the claims by Paxton’s former employees.

“Notably, whoever in Paxton’s office wrote this report was not willing to put their name on it. Of course, the one-sided internal report is full of half-truths, outright lies, and glaring omissions,” the statement read. “It is a half-baked self-exoneration by Paxton, who continues to use taxpayer dollars to delay and hide from simple document requests and depositions and pay private lawyers to keep the federal investigation quiet. The truth will come out, but you won’t get it from Ken Paxton.”

At Macon County GOP event yesterday, Madison Cawthorn called January 6 rioters “political hostages,” and spoke of trying to “bust them out.” Then-
Attendee: “When are you gonna call us to Washington again?"
Cawthorn: “We are actively working on that one.”

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:19 pm Political big shot though he is, it’s going to take dozens, maybe hundreds of Dan Quayles to have any effect on the current GOP crazy train trajectory.

Like, at least 50 DQ’s, 15 Michael ‘Brownie’ Browns, bakers’ dozen Sara Palin’s, and 7 Dennis Hasterts.

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:19 pm Political big shot though he is, it’s going to take dozens, maybe hundreds of Dan Quayles to have any effect on the current GOP crazy train trajectory.

Like, at least 50 DQ’s, 15 Michael ‘Brownie’ Browns, bakers’ dozen Sara Palin’s, and 7 Dennis Hasterts.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:10 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:19 pm Political big shot though he is, it’s going to take dozens, maybe hundreds of Dan Quayles to have any effect on the current GOP crazy train trajectory.

Like, at least 50 DQ’s, 15 Michael ‘Brownie’ Browns, bakers’ dozen Sara Palin’s, and 7 Dennis Hasterts.

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Jaymann wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:10 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:19 pm Political big shot though he is, it’s going to take dozens, maybe hundreds of Dan Quayles to have any effect on the current GOP crazy train trajectory.

Like, at least 50 DQ’s, 15 Michael ‘Brownie’ Browns, bakers’ dozen Sara Palin’s, and 7 Dennis Hasterts.

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Skinypupy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 am “That’s impossible. We need to audit the auditors who audited the already audited election. It’s really the only way to be sure!” - GOP, probably