OONFL2kEleventyOne - Playoffs Ho!

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:36 am

Ok - I've gotten lazy. Can someone post the games for next week? Thanks.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:39 am

Or the scores for this week? I suck. Yesterday was a bit busy. I'll get the recap out this am.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:31 pm

Sorry for the late recap. I was stuck in Bears euphoria or something. Crunch time now with only two weeks to go before those below the line find themselves at home, along with 20 NFL teams. Corrections for Weeks 1-14 are now closed. Week 15 corrections will be accepted until the end of Monday night's game. New this week is a Saturday game in addition to the Thursday evening game.

Good luck, and happy holidays to you all!

Week 15
Top Dog 6-way tie (1)
Dumbass 4-way tie (1)
Avg Scr 19.44
Avg Scr / Gm 1.21
Leader Captain Caveman (4)

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Captain Caveman 332
The Meal 331
Ralph Wiggum 327
Rdog 325
Mr. Bob 324
Miss Taken 323
Soulbringer 323
GuidoTKP 323
Kurth 320
Zaxxon 318
WPD 317
Big Jake 316
Kilgore 315
Mithridates 315
GamerIrv 314
gwartok 313
Moghedian 313
Jiffy 313
Sparky 313
Grievous Angel 311
Mr. Lem 310
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 307
Mitma 306
JC Anejo 306
------------------------------
pr0ner 304
Remus West 304
skinypupy 304
Jeff V 303
Stinky Cheeseman 300
Mr. Jim 297
monkeyskunk 297
UJ 293
Naednek 290
Jiffy IM 288
Isgrimnur 287
JC Anejo IM 283
Theohall 279
$iljanus 277
ChemNerd 271
Remus IM 270
GamerIrvIM 256
Teflon Rich IM 244
Moghedian IM 234
Narin 227
JSpiel 186
WHEATON!!! 172
Ricky 154
Teflon Rich 109

Player Week 15 Points
The Meal 27
Miss Taken 27
Kurth 27
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 27
Remus West 27
$iljanus 27
Ralph Wiggum 25
GuidoTKP 25
Sparky 25
Jeff V 25
Mr. Jim 25
UJ 25
Naednek 25
Captain Caveman 24
Rdog 23
Jiffy 23
Grievous Angel 23
pr0ner 23
skinypupy 23
Stinky Cheeseman 23
Jiffy IM 23
Theohall 23
Soulbringer 21
WPD 21
Kilgore 21
Mithridates 21
Moghedian 21
Mr. Bob 20
Zaxxon 19
GamerIrv 19
Mr. Lem 19
Mitma 19
ChemNerd 19
Big Jake 18
Narin 18
gwartok 17
JC Anejo 17
monkeyskunk 17
Isgrimnur 17
Remus IM 15
GamerIrvIM 14
Teflon Rich IM 13
Moghedian IM 13
JC Anejo IM 9
JSpiel 0
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

Player EoS Surge
Naednek 85
The Meal 81
Miss Taken 81
Kurth 81
Ralph Wiggum 77
skinypupy 77
Captain Caveman 76
GuidoTKP 75
Jeff V 75
Stinky Cheeseman 75
Mr. Jim 74
Jiffy 73
JC Anejo 73
pr0ner 73
Theohall 73
Mr. Bob 72
Big Jake 72
GamerIrv 72
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 72
Rdog 71
Soulbringer 71
gwartok 71
Moghedian 71
Grievous Angel 71
Mitma 71
Remus West 71
UJ 71
ChemNerd 71
WPD 69
Kilgore 69
Mr. Lem 69
Zaxxon 67
Mithridates 67
Sparky 67
$iljanus 67
Isgrimnur 66
monkeyskunk 63
Jiffy IM 62
Moghedian IM 51
GamerIrvIM 50
JC Anejo IM 45
Remus IM 45
Teflon Rich IM 43
Narin 43
JSpiel 21
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

WEEK 16 GAMES:

CAR @ PIT (THURS)
DAL @ ARI (SAT)
NE @ BUF
NYJ @ CHI
SF @ STL
DET @ MIA
MIN @ PHI
SEA @ TB
WAS @ JAX
BAL @ CLE
TEN @ KC
IND @ OAK
HOU @ DEN
NYG @ GB
SD @ CIN
NO @ ATL

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:27 pm

I have to say that I'm enjoying the second half of the season a lot more than the first.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:29 pm

The Meal wrote:I have to say that I'm enjoying the second half of the season a lot more than the first.

I'm kind of partial to the middle half...

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:20 am

At least you all got to enjoy something

Although Sam Bradford has been a nice surprise.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:58 pm

Gah - a missed extra point and then a blown 4th and 15 causes me to lose a point. Stupid Cowboys.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:02 am

+3 on the week thusfar.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:26 am

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Gah - a missed extra point and then a blown 4th and 15 causes me to lose a point. Stupid Cowboys.

I think the 2 pick 6s may have contributed. Stupid Cowboys.

theohall · Post by **theohall** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:22 am

Remus West wrote:
Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Gah - a missed extra point and then a blown 4th and 15 causes me to lose a point. Stupid Cowboys.
I think the 2 pick 6s may have contributed. Stupid Cowboys.

Not to mention Kitna getting knocked out of the game, so the playing field was evened with two practice squad QBs playing each other.

Mithridates · Post by **Mithridates** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:26 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Gah - a missed extra point and then a blown 4th and 15 causes me to lose a point. Stupid Cowboys.

Really four points right? I mean, if DAL wins you get 3, but now you got -1. Hopefully that cheers you up a bit.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:58 pm

Why do I ever pick Miami? Henne is so full of choke it's unbelievable.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:23 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:Why do I ever pick Miami? Henne is so full of choke it's unbelievable.

YESSSSS!!!! Go Lions!!!!!! I even picked them correctly the last two weeks.

WPD · Post by **WPD** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:27 pm

I have no idea who I picked this week.... I may have been drunk when I made them.

Jiffy · Post by **Jiffy** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:14 pm

Wow...this week is looking terrible. 14 points so far (compared to my IM's 23). Blech!

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:35 am

It's crunch time. One week to go! The race is still tight, with 5 people within 7 points of first, and 11 +/- 5 points of the line. Good luck to everyone in this final week; don't screw it up.

Also, we all suck. Ironmen taking the top 2 spots? Blech.

Corrections for weeks 1-15 are closed; Week 16 corrections accepted through the end of the final week 17 game.

Week 16
Top Dog Jiffy IM (1)
Dumbass GuidoTKP (1)
Avg Scr 15.31
Avg Scr / Gm 0.96
Leader Captain Caveman (5)

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Captain Caveman 349
The Meal 348
Ralph Wiggum 346
Rdog 342
Soulbringer 342
Mr. Bob 341
Miss Taken 340
WPD 339
Mithridates 338
Zaxxon 337
gwartok 332
Big Jake 332
Kurth 331
GamerIrv 331
Grievous Angel 330
Moghedian 330
Kilgore 330
Jiffy 328
Sparky 328
Mitma 327
Mr. Lem 326
GuidoTKP 326
JC Anejo 325
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 322
-----------------------------------
Jeff V 321
Remus West 321
pr0ner 319
skinypupy 319
UJ 318
Stinky Cheeseman 317
Jiffy IM 315
Mr. Jim 314
monkeyskunk 312
Naednek 307
JC Anejo IM 304
Theohall 294
$iljanus 291
Remus IM 291
Isgrimnur 287
ChemNerd 284
Teflon Rich IM 270
GamerIrvIM 266
Narin 245
Moghedian IM 243
JSpiel 186
WHEATON!!! 172
Ricky 154
Teflon Rich 109

Player Week 16 Points
Jiffy IM 27
Teflon Rich IM 26
UJ 25
Mithridates 23
WPD 22
Mitma 21
JC Anejo IM 21
Remus IM 21
Ralph Wiggum 19
Soulbringer 19
Zaxxon 19
gwartok 19
Grievous Angel 19
JC Anejo 19
Jeff V 18
Narin 18
Captain Caveman 17
The Meal 17
Rdog 17
Mr. Bob 17
Miss Taken 17
GamerIrv 17
Moghedian 17
Remus West 17
Stinky Cheeseman 17
Mr. Jim 17
Naednek 17
Big Jake 16
Mr. Lem 16
Kilgore 15
Jiffy 15
Sparky 15
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 15
pr0ner 15
skinypupy 15
monkeyskunk 15
Theohall 15
$iljanus 14
ChemNerd 13
Kurth 11
GamerIrvIM 10
Moghedian IM 9
GuidoTKP 3
Isgrimnur 0
JSpiel 0
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

Player EoS Surge
Naednek 102
The Meal 98
Miss Taken 98
Ralph Wiggum 96
UJ 96
Captain Caveman 93
Jeff V 93
Kurth 92
Mitma 92
JC Anejo 92
skinypupy 92
Stinky Cheeseman 92
WPD 91
Mr. Jim 91
Soulbringer 90
Mithridates 90
gwartok 90
Grievous Angel 90
Mr. Bob 89
GamerIrv 89
Jiffy IM 89
Rdog 88
Big Jake 88
Moghedian 88
Jiffy 88
Remus West 88
pr0ner 88
Theohall 88
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 87
Zaxxon 86
Mr. Lem 85
Kilgore 84
ChemNerd 84
Sparky 82
$iljanus 81
GuidoTKP 78
monkeyskunk 78
Teflon Rich IM 69
JC Anejo IM 66
Remus IM 66
Isgrimnur 66
Narin 61
GamerIrvIM 60
Moghedian IM 60
JSpiel 21
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

Week 17 Games:

All games on Sunday.

CAR @ ATL
PIT @ CLE
NYG @ WAS
CIN @ BAL
JAX @ HOU
MIN @ DET
CHI @ GB
TEN @ IND
OAK @ KC
MIA @ NE
TB @ NO
BUF @ NYJ
DAL @ PHI
ARI @ SF
STL @ SEA
SD @ DEN

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:44 am

Zaxxon wrote:Also, we all suck. Ironmen taking the top 2 spots? Blech.

That's pretty awesome, actually!

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:51 am

I suppose in its own way that it is.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:18 am

How the heck am I still in first?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who stunk up the joint this week.

Jiffy · Post by **Jiffy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:33 am

Go go IM!

Another week like that and my IM just might creep above the playoff cut line...and my normal picks might fall below.

GuidoTKP · Post by **GuidoTKP** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:26 pm

*looks at score*

*looks at sent mail*

*realizes that I forgot to send in my picks for anything other than the Thursday game*

*bashes head through wall*

Oh well, I guess the plus side is that I still managed to stay north of the Mendoza line, although now I actually have to sweat out the last week. Greaaaaat.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:33 pm

GuidoTKP wrote:*looks at score*

*looks at sent mail*

*realizes that I forgot to send in my picks for anything other than the Thursday game*

*bashes head through wall*

Oh well, I guess the plus side is that I still managed to stay north of the Mendoza line, although now I actually have to sweat out the last week. Greaaaaat.

Yeah, sorry about that. I try to send out reminders to those I think have just forgotten, but this week was a little tricksy with travel and holidays.

GuidoTKP · Post by **GuidoTKP** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:38 pm

Zaxxon wrote:
GuidoTKP wrote:*looks at score*

*looks at sent mail*

*realizes that I forgot to send in my picks for anything other than the Thursday game*

*bashes head through wall*

Oh well, I guess the plus side is that I still managed to stay north of the Mendoza line, although now I actually have to sweat out the last week. Greaaaaat.
Yeah, sorry about that. I try to send out reminders to those I think have just forgotten, but this week was a little tricksy with travel and holidays.

No worries. Not your job to remind me. If I make the playoffs, it doesn't matter. If I don't, I'll have no one to blame but myself. Anyhoo, I, uh, sent my picks. You know, just to be sure.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:04 pm

GuidoTKP wrote:No worries. Not your job to remind me. If I make the playoffs, it doesn't matter. If I don't, I'll have no one to blame but myself. Anyhoo, I, uh, sent my picks. You know, just to be sure.

Got em. And I like your refreshing attitude.

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:18 pm

GuidoTKP wrote:
Zaxxon wrote:
GuidoTKP wrote:*looks at score*

*looks at sent mail*

*realizes that I forgot to send in my picks for anything other than the Thursday game*

*bashes head through wall*

Oh well, I guess the plus side is that I still managed to stay north of the Mendoza line, although now I actually have to sweat out the last week. Greaaaaat.
Yeah, sorry about that. I try to send out reminders to those I think have just forgotten, but this week was a little tricksy with travel and holidays.
No worries. Not your job to remind me. If I make the playoffs, it doesn't matter. If I don't, I'll have no one to blame but myself. Anyhoo, I, uh, sent my picks. You know, just to be sure.

I'm three points below the cut line because I forgot to submit the PIT game. Oops!

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:22 pm

Picks sent!

*fingers crossed*

Note to The Meal: I picked the games exactly how you did. And now that you know that and want to adjust your picks accordingly? I thought of that and adjusted mine accordingly.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:05 pm

After morning games, assuming TB holds on:

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Captain Caveman 362
The Meal 361
Ralph Wiggum 357
Soulbringer 357
Mithridates 355
Rdog 353
Mr. Bob 352
WPD 351
Miss Taken 351
Zaxxon 350
gwartok 347
Big Jake 347
Kilgore 347
Jiffy 346
Kurth 343
Moghedian 343
Sparky 343
Grievous Angel 341
Mitma 341
GuidoTKP 340
JC Anejo 338
Mr. Lem 338
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 336
UJ 336
--------------------------------
Remus West 335
skinypupy 335
Jeff V 333
GamerIrv 331
pr0ner 330
Stinky Cheeseman 330
Mr. Jim 330
Jiffy IM 323
monkeyskunk 321
JC Anejo IM 317
Theohall 308
Naednek 307
$iljanus 302
Remus IM 298
Isgrimnur 287
ChemNerd 284
Teflon Rich IM 279
GamerIrvIM 278
Moghedian IM 250
Narin 245
JSpiel 186
WHEATON!!! 172
Ricky 154
Teflon Rich 109

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:06 pm

Player Week 17 Points
Jiffy 18
UJ 18
Mithridates 17
Kilgore 17
skinypupy 16
Mr. Jim 16
Soulbringer 15
gwartok 15
Big Jake 15
Sparky 15
Mitma 14
GuidoTKP 14
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 14
Remus West 14
Theohall 14
Captain Caveman 13
The Meal 13
Zaxxon 13
Moghedian 13
JC Anejo 13
Stinky Cheeseman 13
JC Anejo IM 13
WPD 12
Kurth 12
Mr. Lem 12
Jeff V 12
GamerIrvIM 12
Ralph Wiggum 11
Rdog 11
Mr. Bob 11
Miss Taken 11
Grievous Angel 11
pr0ner 11
$iljanus 11
monkeyskunk 9
Teflon Rich IM 9
Jiffy IM 8
Remus IM 7
Moghedian IM 7
GamerIrv 0
Naednek 0
Isgrimnur 0
ChemNerd 0
Narin 0
JSpiel 0
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:14 pm

I knew I should've picked Oakland. Blah.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:15 pm

I'm looking like the bubble boy again this year.

Well, at least that would mean I'm consistent.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:17 pm

With one game to go...

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Captain Caveman 378
The Meal 375
Soulbringer 371
Ralph Wiggum 369
Mithridates 368
Rdog 367
Zaxxon 366
Miss Taken 365
Mr. Bob 361
gwartok 360
WPD 359
Big Jake 358
Kilgore 357
Jiffy 357
Moghedian 357
Mitma 356
Kurth 354
Mr. Lem 354
JC Anejo 353
Grievous Angel 351
GuidoTKP 351
Sparky 349
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 349
Remus West 346
--------------------------------
UJ 345
Jeff V 342
skinypupy 342
pr0ner 340
Stinky Cheeseman 340
Mr. Jim 337
Jiffy IM 334
monkeyskunk 331
GamerIrv 331
JC Anejo IM 324
Theohall 317
$iljanus 310
Remus IM 310
Naednek 307
Teflon Rich IM 293
Isgrimnur 287
GamerIrvIM 286
ChemNerd 284
Moghedian IM 253
Narin 245
JSpiel 186
WHEATON!!! 172
Ricky 154
Teflon Rich 109

Player Week 17 Points
Mithridates 30
Captain Caveman 29
Soulbringer 29
Zaxxon 29
Jiffy 29
Mitma 29
gwartok 28
Mr. Lem 28
JC Anejo 28
The Meal 27
Kilgore 27
Moghedian 27
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 27
UJ 27
Big Jake 26
Rdog 25
Miss Taken 25
GuidoTKP 25
Remus West 25
Ralph Wiggum 23
Kurth 23
skinypupy 23
Stinky Cheeseman 23
Mr. Jim 23
Theohall 23
Teflon Rich IM 23
Grievous Angel 21
Sparky 21
Jeff V 21
pr0ner 21
Mr. Bob 20
WPD 20
JC Anejo IM 20
GamerIrvIM 20
Jiffy IM 19
monkeyskunk 19
$iljanus 19
Remus IM 19
Moghedian IM 10
GamerIrv 0
Naednek 0
Isgrimnur 0
ChemNerd 0
Narin 0
JSpiel 0
WHEATON!!! 0
Ricky 0
Teflon Rich 0

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:31 pm

If I got 11 points on the first half of the games, my just updated score can't be correct; I got 12 points in the second half of today's games.

edit: Nevermind! I is dumb.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:34 pm

Hmmm... So does the Meal have a lock left? Curiosity is about to kill this cat.

Edit: and did naednek really not submit any picks? Poor guy was in line for the EoS surge!

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:52 pm

Stupid last hour switch to Philly over Dallas. I knew better all week and then promptly panicked this morning. Sigh. I did crawl over the playoff line for now though. Come on St Louis, don't let me down.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:04 pm

CC:

1) You know I can't tell you that.

2) Yes, Naednek and GamerIrv both forgot to submit, and GI was likely in the playoffs...

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:33 pm

Oh, I knew you couldn't tell me. I just couldn't contain my curiosity, and maybe was hoping the Meal would volunteer the information.

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:33 pm

Now that the game has started, I can announce a couple of things:

1) Congrats to CC--you and The Meal both picked STL, so regardless of tonight's outcome, CC will finish ahead.

2) Remus, your playoff hopes rest on being correct with STL. UJ picked SEA and would leapfrog you if SEA wins.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:46 pm

Ah, cool! Checking things out more closely, it looks like the Meal has the lead in the surge... That must have put him in an interesting predicament when picking tonight's game.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:54 pm

Zaxxon wrote:2) Remus, your playoff hopes rest on being correct with STL. UJ picked SEA and would leapfrog you if SEA wins.

Double damn that last hour switch then as staying with Dallas would have provided me the cushion to be able to relax. Damn you, Cowboys!!!!!
/shakes fist in general direction of Texas since geography is to poor to narrow down to a more precise "Dallas area".

and UJ,

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:27 pm

I found an error in my entries for this week--I had Jeff V's NYJ pick typoed, meaning he has more points than I had given credit for. The scenarios posted earlier still apply, as Jeff also has STL. So if SEA wins, UJ leapfrogs you both and takes the last spot. If STL wins, you both remain tied and both get in.

The new standings:

Player Ttl Rglr Season Pts
Captain Caveman 378
The Meal 375
Soulbringer 371
Ralph Wiggum 369
Mithridates 368
Rdog 367
Zaxxon 366
Miss Taken 365
Mr. Bob 361
gwartok 360
WPD 359
Big Jake 358
Kilgore 357
Jiffy 357
Moghedian 357
Mitma 356
Kurth 354
Mr. Lem 354
JC Anejo 353
Grievous Angel 351
GuidoTKP 351
Sparky 349
Mrs. Stinky Cheese 349
Remus West 346
Jeff V 346
--------------------------
UJ 345
skinypupy 342
pr0ner 340
Stinky Cheeseman 340
Mr. Jim 337
Jiffy IM 334
monkeyskunk 331
GamerIrv 331
JC Anejo IM 324
Theohall 317
Remus IM 312
$iljanus 310
Naednek 307
Teflon Rich IM 293
Isgrimnur 287
GamerIrvIM 286
ChemNerd 284
Moghedian IM 253
Narin 245
JSpiel 186
WHEATON!!! 172
Ricky 154
Teflon Rich 109