Ask dbt1949

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:54 am

I've decided to start a thread where you can ask dbt1949 anything you want to. This certainly promises to be more entertaining than this thread.

~Neal

nameless77 · Post by **nameless77** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:00 am

dbt, where do you find all your smilies?

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:01 am

What was the world like back when you were young and dinosaurs roamed the earth, and guns weren't invented yet to keep kids and people with broken down vehicles off your front lawn?

SirReal · Post by **SirReal** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:01 am

Did you scrunch up your face especially for your avatar picture, or do you usually look that way?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:02 am

dbt, how can I scare off the rascally kids that trample through my property?

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:04 am

dbt, there's a large growth on my buttocks that's shaped like Frida Kahlo. How do you propose I remove it?

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:08 am

If you had to choose between your worst relative moving in with you for the next 20 years or having no computer access for the next 20 years, which would you choose?

Oh, and you have no guns to amuse/kill yourself/them with.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:09 am

How do you know she is a witch?

Guy Incognito · Post by **Guy Incognito** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:11 am

What is the best way to deal with a mother-in-law?

Kael · Post by **Kael** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:13 am

When exactly did this idea jump the shark?

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:17 am

Kael wrote:When exactly did this idea jump the shark?

Oh, I dunno, this variant of the idea has some promise.

I'm pretty curious as to whether dbt will be able to answer every single one of these questions with a smilie.

Grinfin · Post by **Grinfin** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:50 am

What will you do to the Meal for starting this thread?

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:55 am

I am at a fountain and I have 2 containers. One contains exactly 3 gallons and the other 5 gallons. How can I fill the 5 gallons container with exactly 4 gallons?

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:23 pm

What? Still no replies?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:23 pm

dbt, where do you find all your smilies?

I keep them hidden under the bed until needed.

What was the world like back when you were young and dinosaurs roamed the earth, and guns weren't invented yet to keep kids and people with broken down vehicles off your front lawn?

I had a heard of pet mammoths.They kept the neighborhood "clean

Did you scrunch up your face especially for your avatar picture, or do you usually look that way?

Depends on if I have my teeth in or not.

dbt, how can I scare off the rascally kids that trample through my property?

Two things work pretty well. A shotgun blast over their little heads or a rotweiller running loose in your yard.

dbt, there's a large growth on my buttocks that's shaped like Frida Kahlo. How do you propose I remove it?

Why would you want too? I like mine

If you had to choose between your worst relative moving in with you for the next 20 years or having no computer access for the next 20 years, which would you choose?

Oh, and you have no guns to amuse/kill yourself/them with.

Been there.Done that. Joined the army and they chose not to follow

How do you know she is a witch?

She can change people into anything she wants. She turned me into a motel when we first met

What is the best way to deal with a mother-in-law?

Fried. Altho if you use one of those little turkey poppers I suppose baking would be acceptable.

When exactly did this idea jump the shark?

When we ran low on tuna.

What will you do to the Meal for starting this thread?

I believe he has relatives close by...........

I am at a fountain and I have 2 containers. One contains exactly 3 gallons and the other 5 gallons. How can you fill the 5 gallons container with exactly 4 gallons?

I'd drink the water and pee into the container until it had exactly 4 gallons

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Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:54 pm

dbt,
have you ever done hand-to-hand combat with the enemy?

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:56 pm

What is your favorite image?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:03 pm

dbt,
have you ever done hand-to-hand combat with the enemy?

Yes.I don't recommend it.Reminds me of what this guy said it basic training once.The drill sgt yells "WHAT'S THE SPIRIT OF THE BAYONET?"To which we were supposed to yell "KILL!" This one guy yells out 'MORE AMMO DRILL SGT!" That was the last time he ever laughed in basic.

What is your favorite image?

Anything involving Markie Post.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:06 pm

If a tree fell in a forest on top of a deaf man, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:10 pm

The Meal wrote:I've decided to start a thread where you can ask dbt1949 anything you want to. This certainly promises to be more entertaining than this thread.

~Neal

I think this should be a weekly (Friday?) tradition. The person that's in the hot seat gets to pick next week's person. It continues for ever, with all participation voluntary of course.

It lets everyone get to know each other - in some sick and twisted way.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:12 pm

Nade wrote:If a tree fell in a forest on top of a deaf man, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Upchuck this much...

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:32 pm

How can something jump the shark if it's only been done twice?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:20 pm

Eel Snave wrote:How can something jump the shark if it's only been done twice?

It obviously has been done more than that or we wouldn't have as many sharks in the ocean as we do.

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:21 pm

I think my brain exploded.

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mathfed · Post by **mathfed** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:49 pm

If you had a choice, would you do it all over again?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:38 pm

mathfed wrote:If you had a choice, would you do it all over again?

No,I'd start anew.

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:44 pm

why do somepeople not capitalize or use punctuation inemails its kind of irritating

bluefugue · Post by **bluefugue** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:46 pm

dbt,

Is empiricism valid, or is it a fundamentally flawed epistemological foundation?

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:46 pm

Should I listen to the voices in my head?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:56 pm

Eel Snave wrote:why do somepeople not capitalize or use punctuation inemails its kind of irritating

their shift key is probably broken sometimes we all just forget

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:57 pm

bluefugue wrote:dbt,

Is empiricism valid, or is it a fundamentally flawed epistemological foundation?

It's only valid if it's on TV.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:58 pm

Nade wrote:Should I listen to the voices in my head?

Of course.They made me the man I am today.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:50 pm

How much coke would a hippo snort if a giraffe fre based it off his neck?

Mr. Fed · Post by **Mr. Fed** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:54 pm

dbt, I've been wondering -- is the word varmint, or varmit?

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:55 pm

What has Markie Post been up to lately?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:00 pm

If you could kill one person in the world and get away with it, would you do it and whom would you kill?

Byrns · Post by **Byrns** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:03 pm

If you won a million dollars how would you spend it?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:07 pm

CeeKay wrote:How much coke would a hippo snort if a giraffe fre based it off his neck?

None,unless the giraffe bent over.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:10 pm

Mr. Fed wrote:dbt, I've been wondering -- is the word varmint, or varmit?

Varmint are those cute little squirrles and such that live in the city. Varmit are the dangerous predators that live out in the wilds and have been known to attack full size moles.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:11 pm

Dirt wrote:What has Markie Post been up to lately?

I wish I knew.Maybe she's doing a Playboy spread even as we speak............

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