Ask The Meal

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:49 pm

I've decided to start a thread where you can ask the Meal anything you want to.
So gentlemen and ladies.....start your engines!

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:52 pm

Meal, what is your greatest regret in life and who do you see replacing the Pope?

Tareeq · Post by **Tareeq** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:54 pm

If a municipal building inspector neglects to complete his electrical inspection as required by city code, and a fire results leading to bodily injury of a tenant in the structure, is the inspector's neglect and resultant damage an "occurrence" under the common-form ISO CGL policy, such as to waive the city's sovereign immunity?

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:54 pm

Captain Caveman wrote:Meal, what is your greatest regret in life and who do you see replacing the Pope?

Greatest regret: not maintaining a better relationship with my mother through my adolescence.

Papal replacement: Someone's who's last name currently ends with an -ski.

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:55 pm

Tareeq wrote:If a municipal building inspector neglects to complete his electrical inspection as required by city code, and a fire results leading to bodily injury of a tenant in the structure, is the inspector's neglect and resultant damage an "occurrence" under the common-form ISO CGL policy, such as to waive the city's sovereign immunity?

Possibly.

~Neal

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:56 pm

Is there really a weasel in your pants?

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:57 pm

dbt, you post padding enabler. How am I going to catch up now?

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:58 pm

If there is one as is there is, why does there exist two rather than three? Or not?

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:03 pm

CeeKay wrote:Is there really a weasel in your pants?

No. My tag is semi-out-of-date.

Eel Snave wrote:If there is one as is there is, why does there exist two rather than three? Or not?

The real numbers exist on a continuum, and as such we've defined there to be a whole number between three and one.

~Neal

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:03 pm

If there is but one, as you say, where came two?

Mr. Fed · Post by **Mr. Fed** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:04 pm

Meal: if you could compare your decision to marry the love of your life, the woman of your dreams, the decision to embark on a spiritual, intellectual, and physical life journey with another human being, to any bodily function, why in God's name wouldn't you choose a non-scatalogical one?

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:05 pm

Dirt wrote:How am I going to catch up now?

By posting more frequently than I.

~Neal

RunningMn9 · Post by **RunningMn9** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:05 pm

Is Smoove_B a she?

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:05 pm

Mr. Fed wrote:Meal: if you could compare your decision to marry the love of your life, the woman of your dreams, the decision to embark on a spiritual, intellectual, and physical life journey with another human being, to any bodily function, why in God's name wouldn't you choose a non-scatalogical one?

I am never above low-brow humor. In fact I find it most appealing when it's least appropriate.

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:06 pm

RunningMn9 wrote:Is Smoove_B a she?

You cannot spell Nancy Boy without N-A-N.

~Neal

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:07 pm

The Meal wrote:
Dirt wrote:How am I going to catch up now?
By posting more frequently than I.

~Neal

Foul. That was a question to dbt. Mods, can we delete The Meal's response to the question?

Zekester · Post by **Zekester** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:07 pm

Why do white folks like Wayne Brady so much?

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:08 pm

The Meal wrote: Papal replacement: Someone's who's last name currently ends with an -ski.

~Neal

Whoo-Hooo!

<--- Polish last name

Wait, Pope=Catholic Clergy=vow of celibacy!

Doh!

Post by **godhugh** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:09 pm

Dirt wrote:
The Meal wrote:
Dirt wrote:How am I going to catch up now?
By posting more frequently than I.

~Neal
Foul. That was a question to dbt. Mods, can we delete The Meal's response to the question?

If you pay me.

SuperHiro · Post by **SuperHiro** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:09 pm

The Meal wrote: I am never above low-brow humor. In fact I find it most appealing when it's least appropriate.

~Neal

Amen.

What's the best way to clean blood from a baby blanket without ruining the fabric?

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:09 pm

To what would you compare the current geopolitical state of Eastern Europe? You have the following choices:
1) Cheez Whiz
2) The Ultimate Warrior
3) Francis, The Talking Mule
4) Double Stuf Oreos
5) I've got canned heat in my heels tonight

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:10 pm

Zekester wrote:Why do white folks like Wayne Brady so much?

Opinions are like belly-buttons. Unless you were born in a test-tube, you've got one.

~Neal

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:14 pm

SuperHiro wrote:What's the best way to clean blood from a baby blanket without ruining the fabric?

With a pitchfork. Wait, no. I endorse blanket replacement therapy; Wal-Mart probably carries the specific brand you're looking for.

Eel Snave wrote:To what would you compare the current geopolitical state of Eastern Europe? You have the following choices:
1) Cheez Whiz
2) The Ultimate Warrior
3) Francis, The Talking Mule
4) Double Stuf Oreos
5) I've got canned heat in my heels tonight

4. Walls that come down as easily as the soggy cookie crumbles in milk can only be held together with excessive amounts of gluten. White gluten.

The Meal wrote:When should I take off to eat lunch?

Now would be a good time.

~Neal

Raven_13 · Post by **Raven_13** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:20 pm

Will I dream?

ArmyOfOne · Post by **ArmyOfOne** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:21 pm

Meal: If you could be adopted by Gordie Howe, would you?

Bad Demographic · Post by **Bad Demographic** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:21 pm

The Meal wrote:
SuperHiro wrote:What's the best way to clean blood from a baby blanket without ruining the fabric?
With a pitchfork. Wait, no. I endorse blanket replacement therapy; Wal-Mart probably carries the specific brand you're looking for.

A pitchfork would only exacerbate the problem. Use a blunt instrument instead -- it's better to avoid the problem first rather than to have to find a remedy.

MHS · Post by **MHS** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:22 pm

What are you getting your wife for Christmas?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:23 pm

What is the meaning of life?

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:24 pm

What are you getting your girlfriend for X-mas?

Kadoth Nodens · Post by **Kadoth Nodens** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:24 pm

Dear Meal: If I give you the exclusive rights to translate and publish an English version of a book I originaly published in Germany in the German language, can I still excerpt from the original German edition, translate the excerpt into English myself, then run that excerpt in an English language German newspaper?

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:33 pm

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:36 pm

Meal, would you ever consider being a guest host on ASK SUPERHIRO? Also, which is the better gameshow in your opinion, Family Feud or Supermarket Sweep?

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:36 pm

Why are our overlords now appearing on toast?

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:36 pm

What are you getting Smoove for Christmas?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:37 pm

A yes or no answer only: Do you still enjoy having sex with hermaphroditic chimpanzees?

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:40 pm

noxiousdog wrote:What are you getting Smoove for Christmas?

Smoove already asked that.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:44 pm

What question can I ask you that will prompt you to post the most personally embarrassing, yet true answer that you can think of?

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:51 pm

What was in the trunk of the car in Repo Man?

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:56 pm

You must answer truthfully with either "yes" or "no":
Will your answer to my question be no?

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:59 pm

Why is Mr. Fed wearing lipstick?