Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Are we sure it was Best Supporting Actress that she was nominated for? :shock:

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But can she squirt?
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I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.
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I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.
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Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.
Reportedly, she likes older men.
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Yeah she was looking good last night. I'm glad she ditched that ice queen tight hair-do she was sporting for awhile there.
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Dirt wrote:
Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old. She makes me happy.
Reportedly, she likes older men.
IMDB says I'm 9 weeks older than her. IN!
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God bless Scarlett
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Kelric wrote:Are we sure it was Best Supported Actress that she was nominated for?
fixed it for ya.
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Remus West wrote:
Kelric wrote:Are we sure it was Best Supported Actress that she was nominated for?
fixed it for ya.
God bless push-up bras.
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I just wish I could have fix it(read them) for her :D :oops:
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Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive. :x
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WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive. :x
As usual, the internet geeks deriding a woman for not being beautiful enough!
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Roguetad wrote:I can't believe she's only 21, I feel so old.
I'm 53. Come to Papa!
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Kelric wrote:
WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive. :x
As usual, the internet geeks deriding a woman for not being beautiful enough!
Yeah! and her left earlobe is 1/4" lower than her right! HAG!
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WAW wrote:Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive. :x
wait, she has a chin?

what are you, INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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A critique of Scarlett's bosom at Go Fug Yourself:
That is not sexy, provocative cleavage; that is what happens when a stray ostrich wanders over and gives birth to twins in your bodice.
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In the interests of science and for the greater good of man, I took one for the team and instigated a further investigation. My findings?

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If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.

edit: okay, photobucket is working again.
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gameoverman wrote:If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.
I dunno either, but I bet it smells like Cheetos and hand lotion.
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gameoverman wrote:If I could only get in there I would be able to tell for certain what that is.
Those are breasts, or boobies if you prefer. Take some time off from the internet and find yourself a hooker. :P :wink:
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Best thread in ages already ;)
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Kelric wrote:I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.
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But I'm going to need more pictures to be sure.
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Here's a link to a video clip of another scientist getting some hands on field work done.

It's 11mb, and the important segment is in the middle of the clip.

edit: a 'bicoastal' scientist, they have all the fun. :evil:
edit 2: the vidclip is of the same 'event' as the gif in the next post.
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Dirt wrote:Image
....the hell?
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She's letting people grab her boobies now????

That's it...she's off my want list.
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Zekester wrote:She's letting people grab her boobies now????

That's it...she's off my want list.
She's still on mine. In fact, I think that just moved her up a few spots.
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saw her in the new woody allen movie Match Point this past weekend. very good! she's slutty in it! naturally. :shock:
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She's hot, but I've always kinda gotten a slutty vibe from her, especially after I heard she wanted to be nude in The Island. That lessens the attraction considerably. :(
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Think I'm going to submit a resume for the job of whomever that was that those hands belonged to.
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Gryndyl wrote:Think I'm going to submit a resume for the job of whomever that was that those hands belonged to.
Gay fashion designer? I don't think you'd enjoy copping a feel from Scarlett in that case. Have fun with that one :)
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Dirt wrote:Image
The booby-snatcher is probably that freak of nature fashion weirdo who is on the Today show all the time and just stole a kidney from his mom.

Something Cuckookojaroo-oo. They call him Koko or Cujo or something.
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Exodor wrote:
Dirt wrote:Image
....the hell?
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If I look closely at the video (and I did look closely; I even used CTU's video analysis :wink:) it appears the slub who is accosting her is checking out the possible undergarment support.

Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?
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Roscoe wrote:Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?
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He's...gay.
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Tareeq wrote:
Roscoe wrote:Sheesh, that close and he's checking for stays?? What's happening to this country?
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He's...gay.
He is not gay. He is beyond gay. Gay people go up to him and say "Damn, I thought I was gay but apparently I Mr straight and narrow Heterosexual once you walked into the room"
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killbot737 wrote:The booby-snatcher is probably that freak of nature fashion weirdo who is on the Today show all the time and just stole a kidney from his mom.

Something Cuckookojaroo-oo. They call him Koko or Cujo or something.
All I know is that from that clip, she looks *REALLY* dumb. Nice.
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Kelric wrote:I don't know, but I bet Smoove would let her pee on her.

I'd let her pee on him too.
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