Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:23 pm

Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:30 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote:Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.

Are you telling me google giveth and google taketh away because it wasn't even an hour ago that I was looking for news items on what Fed was talking about to see if it was they were alluding to on the radio this morning and I literally typed in "sca" and not only go news items all over the insta search but the google pictures were dominated by two non black barred photos. I proceeded to close google quickly as NSFW is not so good from my seat.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:31 pm

Cylus Maxii wrote:Somebody should embed a linky...

Agreed.

Jag · Post by **Jag** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:32 pm

In unrelated news, the unemployment rate shot up on September 14, 2011 due to a unusual spike in internet abuse related terminations."

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:33 pm

Pretty much confirmed as real by a redditor who showed that pictures of her bedroom's wallpaper is identical to those seen in the NSFW pictures.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:33 pm

LordMortis wrote:
Carpet_pissr wrote:Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.
Are you telling me google giveth and google taketh away because it wasn't even an hour ago that I was looking for news items on what Fed was talking about to see if it was they were alluding to on the radio this morning and I literally typed in "sca" and not only go news items all over the insta search but the google pictures were dominated by two non black barred photos. I proceeded to close google quickly as NSFW is not so good from my seat.

When I go to Google and type in "SCA" I get a ton of info on "scabies." If I go to Image Search, then I got a ton of pictures of people with scabies. And if I've turned off safe search, some of those scabies are on penises.

Cylus Maxii · Post by **Cylus Maxii** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:33 pm

Odin wrote:
Cylus Maxii wrote:Somebody should embed a linky...
Agreed.

And I can't check it until I get home tonight... Damn

cheeba · Post by **cheeba** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:40 pm

Check out What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Or direct link to nudity here and here.

Er, is it ok to direct link to it? If not, please feel free to edit the links out and publicly admonish me.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:45 pm

Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.

By the time I post this, these may be down too (note you will have to click on the links at the bottom of the article to see the noncensored pics)

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/scarlett-j ... -is-naked/" target="_blank

Her tits may be small, but her nice ass makes up for it.

Edit: Doh! Cheeba beat me to it

gameoverman · Post by **gameoverman** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:00 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote:Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.

Hard and fast goes hand in hand with these pictures, so to speak.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:02 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote:Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.

By the time I post this, these may be down too (note you will have to click on the links at the bottom of the article to see the noncensored pics)

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/scarlett-j ... -is-naked/" target="_blank

Her tits may be small, but her nice ass makes up for it.

Edit: Doh! Cheeba beat me to it

Ahem. Per Cylus's request, I beat you both. You just didn't look closely enough.

Fellstrike · Post by **Fellstrike** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:33 pm

NSFW Collage (Credit to Reddit)

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:39 pm

Why is it that well-off celebrities that care to take nude photos of themselves always have the crappiest cell phone cameras?

Don't get me wrong, Scarlett: I love and appreciate the effort. But seriously, it's time to upgrade from that first generation iPhone.

(we need a "motorboating" smilie

)

DD* · Post by DD* » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:18 pm

Biyobi wrote:Why is it that well-off celebrities that care to take nude photos of themselves always have the crappiest cell phone cameras?

Don't get me wrong, Scarlett: I love and appreciate the effort. But seriously, it's time to upgrade from that first generation iPhone.

(we need a "motorboating" smilie )

This. I was so floored by the (lack of) quality that I saved the pics, so I could demonstrate the advancement in camera technology. Um, yeah, that's it...

Jag · Post by **Jag** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:20 pm

This genie is not going back into the bottle.

silverjon · Post by **silverjon** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:30 pm

The composition on the backside shot is quite nice, though I'd crop out the nightstand. The image quality just makes it look like it was shot soft-focus.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:31 pm

What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Smoove_B wrote:What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.

But the question remains: to pee or not to pee?

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:11 pm

I wouldn't say "small." Small to me implies being flat chested. Those are definitely not flat. It's just that they're sweet, plump nectarines and not grapefruits.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:19 pm

Just smaller than what I was led to believe over the years.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:23 pm

Then you obviously haven't been following this thread closely enough.

Captain Caveman wrote:But the question remains..

The question always remains. You just never know. But if I had a magic 8-ball, it might say, "Signs point to yes"

MHS · Post by **MHS** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:26 pm

Laying down does cause them to spread out a bit if they're natural, making them seem smaller (one reason why any pic of me laying down, my arms are crossed under the girls), so I don't think it was all just good outfits, although I do think she dresses wisely for her assets.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:37 pm

Why do you all get so technical.
Boobs!

Debris · Post by **Debris** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:39 pm

Vorret wrote:Why do you all get so technical.
Boobs!

+2

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:45 pm

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Shopped

Say it ain't so!

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:49 pm

Holman wrote:Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Shopped

Say it ain't so!

Sigh, I was too slow. That's one of the best yet!

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:16 pm

So I just heard about this and wanted to break the story. Weak Bubbles, we know the OO community is looking for this information all the time. Why would you even assume you'd be fast enough.

Victoria Raverna · Post by **Victoria Raverna** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:32 pm

Smoove_B wrote:What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.

Some rumor claimed that she tried to get paid for it in The Island, but Michael Bay didn't want to pay.

DD* · Post by DD* » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:34 am

After due consideration, I'm going with original equipment, not aftermarket.

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:17 am

So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS and Scarlett (not an OO'er but definitely a big part of OO lore). Who's next? Mr. Fed?

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:23 am

I have a friend whose wife, from certain angles, bears a strong resemblance to Scarlett. Needless to say there are occasions when I must be *very* careful not to let my eyes perform their natural inclination of zooming in on her Golden Globes.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:48 am

J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS and Scarlett (not an OO'er but definitely a big part of OO lore). Who's next? Mr. Fed?

I have an impressive set of man boobs if you're interested? Be happy to post that up for everyone's enjoyment.

MHS · Post by **MHS** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:55 am

If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.

Arcanis · Post by **Arcanis** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:59 am

MHS wrote:If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.

That just means you would need to post an even better one.

Besides I just don't think man-boobs would quite do it here.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:33 pm

J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS

wait...what? did I miss something?

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:47 pm

Lassr wrote:
J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
wait...what? did I miss something?

Yes.

gbasden · Post by **gbasden** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:06 pm

MHS wrote:If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.

Not likely, I'm thinking.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:09 pm

J.D. wrote:
Lassr wrote:
J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
wait...what? did I miss something?
Yes.

ok...so no help in the search?

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:18 pm

Lassr wrote:
J.D. wrote:
Lassr wrote:
J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
wait...what? did I miss something?
Yes.
ok...so no help in the search?

What's the fun in that?

BTW, have you ever wondered what OO'ers think about tan lines?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:19 pm

MHS wrote:Laying down does cause them to spread out a bit if they're natural, making them seem smaller (one reason why any pic of me laying down, my arms are crossed under the girls), so I don't think it was all just good outfits, although I do think she dresses wisely for her assets.

Precisely. I was wondering if some of the "flat" posters had never seen a nekkid woman on her back before (well, one without a bad boob job anyway.)