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Postby Hell's Taco » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:18 am

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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Of Course, That's Assuming It Was Ever Popular
It's Like A Book Club, Only Without All That Annoying Reading
Don't Go Away Mad...
Father Time Is Kicking Our Asses
SEX!, SEX!!, SEX!!!
Um, Can I Borrow Ten Bucks?
I Guess Size Does Matter
Hooters, Heinies And He-She's
Cruel Shoes
PSU's (Pant Standard Units)
You Know, It Could Be Dangerous Posting Pictures Of Yourselves Around Me

OO Magazine back issues:
ISSUE 1 ISSUE 2 ISSUE 3 ISSUE 4 ISSUE 5 ISSUE 6 ISSUE 7 ISSUE 8 ISSUE 9 ISSUE 10 ISSUE 11
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Postby CSL » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:21 am

Nice.

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Postby Kelric » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:22 am

God fucking damn. :shock:
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Postby Rincewind » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:24 am

Not only is the stuff on the mag clever, Eva Mendes is one of the hottest fucking things ever. Thank you sir :)
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Postby Kelric » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:30 am

By the way, the horse in the background is great. :)

Edit - Octowiki.
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Postby Jeff Jones » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:32 am

Nice cover girl :shock:

The 'get me drunk' panties would probably big sellers for real.

Grats, gellar, for making the cover!

edit: ahh, just caught the "U2K farewell tour", nice one :)
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Postby ChaoZ » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:39 am

Wow, if you managed to create the above photo using the one with the see-through bra/panties, that's impressive work. How'd you make that t-shirt so that it wrinkles realistically like that?
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Postby Kelric » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:42 am

ChaoZ wrote:Wow, if you managed to create the above photo using the one with the see-through bra/panties, that's impressive work. How'd you make that t-shirt so that it wrinkles realistically like that?


He's just that good.
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Postby Kedohin » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:48 am

All of my dicks are cumming at once it's so beautiful.
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Postby tgb » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:10 am

That's three cover stories in a row for me! Woo-Hoo!

Uh - there's a horse in the background?
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Postby Binktopia » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:10 am

Holy shit! You are like the best man!
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Postby Kelric » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:13 am

tgb wrote:Uh - there's a horse in the background?


Click the picture.
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Postby KingB » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:37 am

tgb wrote:That's three cover stories in a row for me! Woo-Hoo!

Uh - there's a horse in the background?


:D I was wondering why that thread didnt get put on the cover,but then....

Pure genius HT, pure genius.
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Postby yossar » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:50 am

The horse and the "saddle" comment is so subtle and so wrong. I love it :)
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Postby GungHo » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:59 am

yossar wrote:The horse and the "saddle" comment is so subtle and so wrong. I love it :)



Heh...ditto.

Great work again HT.
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Postby Moggy123 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:09 am

US .10 PSU

Genious!
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Postby Eightball » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:17 am

Nice work, HT.
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Postby Napoleon » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:54 am

I'd like to stress the following: the photoshop work on that shirt is absolutely fucking insane.

Great work!
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Postby Smoove_B » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:18 am

These really are a great way to start the week.
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Postby LordMortis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:48 am

This looks like a cover I won't want to look at until I get home.
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Postby rrmorton » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:03 am

I was wondering how you were going to cover that whole horse cock debate. Priceless! :lol:

Clicking on the picture to see it without text is an absolute must this week.
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Postby tgb » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:05 am

I just noticed the price. Subtle and funny. Good work once again.
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Postby Jeff V » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:23 am

Most excellent once again. My office is becoming big fans too!
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Postby Captain Caveman » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:27 am

Damn fine work. Dare I say, the BEST EVAR?
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Postby EvilHomer3k » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:31 am

Nice work, HT. Good artistically and funny to boot.
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Postby Bob » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:44 am

Get me drunk underwear ROCK!
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Postby DD » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:56 am

Absolutely brilliant, as always! Kudos, sir!
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Postby The Meal » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:59 am

Captain Caveman wrote:Damn fine work. Dare I say, the BEST EVAR?


Certainly in the running. Still liked the logo better from a few issues ago, but the content and the photoshoppery on this one kick all kinds of tail.

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Postby Daehawk » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:27 am

That girl has no butt but her face is beautiful.
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Postby Rumpy » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:31 am

Can we get this in print already?
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Postby Cylus Maxii » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:48 am

LOL - another winning issue.
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Postby Orgull » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:52 am

WOW!

Hell's Taco, you should be working for magazines man... incredible work.
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Postby Giles Habibula » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:09 pm

My favorite part is trying to find all the shit I missed the first and second times I look at it. ie the horse and the U2K Farewell Tour Shirt.

And it's cheap at twice the price.
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Postby Caine » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:19 pm

at long last, the get her drunk makes it to the front cover. she should have a bottle of gin in her hand :D
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Postby jpinard » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:19 pm

Dang the Canadian American exchange rate is awful! US eceonomy sucks!

I'd like to put a request in for next weeks episode. HEAT! IT's FUCKING TOO HOT OUT! And then have a girl dripping with sweat for the cover :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MHS » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:22 pm

Amazing. HT, you're incredible. I can't believe you're not working somewhere making big bucks with your talent.
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Postby tjg_marantz » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:52 pm

Where's the hidden Octo??? I cannot see it!
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Postby Arkon » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:59 pm

Check out her earring tjg.
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Postby mori » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:00 pm

Perhaps your finest work.
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Postby Odin » Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:23 pm

Simply amazing.

Am I the only one who thinks this magazine would actually sell?

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