Octopus Overlords

by **Hell's Taco** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:35 am

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Why Are The Pages Of This Thread Stuck Together?
So How Come Elisha Cuthbert Hasn't Shown Up And Posted?
It's Time To Make The MSDoughnuts
So You Take The Byways Instead Of The Highways?
HATS!!!!
You Ever Try Bending Steel, Baby?
Clique, Clique, BANG!

OO Magazine back issues:
ISSUE 1 ISSUE 2 ISSUE 3 ISSUE 4 ISSUE 5 ISSUE 6 ISSUE 7 ISSUE 8

by **ImLawBoy** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:41 am

Oh, the Octopus Club is good.

by **theohall** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:56 am

Another classic is born! Great theme model.

by **CSL** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:57 am

Whooo!

by **SkyLander** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:01 am

One of these days I'll become popular enough to get mentioned. Kind of like Drazzil level but spiffier.

by **jeansberg** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:01 am

Sweet!

Been waiting for this one.

by **The Meal** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:05 am

SkyLander wrote:One of these days I'll become popular enough to get mentioned. Kind of like Drazzil level but spiffier.

The harder you try for it, the worse your chances...

~Neal

by **Koz** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:34 am

Weird thing is when I first saw the cover I thought that the woman kind of looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Then I saw it was her and now it doesn't really look like her.

by **GungHo** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:53 am

Classic.

by **Hrdina** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:09 am

Wow, HT works fast. Some of those threads are fresh from the last day or so.

8)

by **Gromit** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:25 am

Nice octopus on her bra cup!

by **triggercut** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:30 am

The Octopus Club thing might be the most brilliantly subtle bit I've seen yet on one of HT's excellent covers.

Great work as always!

by **Jeff V** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:20 am

Bravo! Another incredible job!

by **Orgull** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:26 am

Excellent as usual, Good Job!

by **SirReal** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:38 am

Are these archived somewhere accessible? If not, I'm sure we could talk Rip into letting you store them on the webserver.

by **Odin** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:41 am

Awesome! Had to look for the octopus.

Sith

by **Smoove_B** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:23 am

Reference to The Prisoner? +1

by **Zaxxon** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:45 am

SirReal wrote:Are these archived somewhere accessible? If not, I'm sure we could talk Rip into letting you store them on the webserver.

I've got them archived, but not accessible--I think it's definitely a good idea to get them up somewhere else for posterity's sake.

by **Grievous Angel** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:52 am

HT, you must have spent considerable time working on SMG's chest to get that octopus just right. Lucky you.

by **Odin** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:13 am

You know, the thing I like best about these is the more I look at it, the more detail and effort I notice went into it.

by **Kraken** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:23 am

It's a relief not to be on this week's cover. Because I would've had to sue, and nobody wants that. :wink:

by **Eightball** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:58 am

triggercut wrote:The Octopus Club thing might be the most brilliantly subtle bit I've seen yet on one of HT's excellent covers.

Yeah that's a fantastic bit of work.

by **lildrgn** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:34 pm

Quick. What's it say right under where she's sitting, above the screenshot? I can't quite make it out.

edit: n/m. It's the stupid banner for Navigatorhosting.com.

by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:01 pm

God bless America and God bless teh Taco.

by **Kelric** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:12 pm

Zaxxon wrote:
SirReal wrote:Are these archived somewhere accessible? If not, I'm sure we could talk Rip into letting you store them on the webserver.

I've got them archived, but not accessible--I think it's definitely a good idea to get them up somewhere else for posterity's sake.

I have them all saved, including Captain Underpants And The Skivvy Squad's first and last issue. The octopus on SMG's bra is great work.

by **SpaceLord** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:14 pm

I salute tee, Taco!

by **tjg_marantz** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:14 pm

Well done once again!

And do my eyes deceive me??? I made the cover twice in one issue? Jesus, this forum is going to the dogs!

Btw, nice hide-the-Octo on the SMG! Excellent! Maybe next time, a certain someone won't mention and let people discover it for themselves

by **tjg_marantz** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:16 pm

I just noticed the old stle GG look to the OO forum under her legs! You sneaky bugger! I feel nostalgic now.

by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:19 pm

Kelric wrote:I have them all saved, including Captain Underpants And The Skivvy Squad's first and last issue,

That issue is a definite collectors item, and any Hell's Taco fan needs to have it in his collection. I would, however, like to point out for the record that the superhero portrayed on the cover was not my infamous Captain Underpants alter ego, but rather the bizarre Austin-Caveman love-morph that haunts these forums from time to time. Austin and I have completed our asexual synthesis, and our offspring demands to be recognized.

Long live Captain Austinpants!

by **tiny ogre** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:30 pm

tjg_marantz wrote:I just noticed the old stle GG look to the OO forum under her legs! You sneaky bugger! I feel nostalgic now.

You can make the forum look like that. Click Profile, change "Board Style" to "Black".

by **Kelric** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:39 pm

Captain Caveman wrote:
Kelric wrote:I have them all saved, including Captain Underpants And The Skivvy Squad's first and last issue,

That issue is a definite collectors item, and any Hell's Taco fan needs to have it in his collection. I would, however, like to point out for the record that the superhero portrayed on the cover was not my infamous Captain Underpants alter ego, but rather the bizarre Austin-Caveman love-morph that haunts these forums from time to time.

That is known, but the title attributes that monstrosity as Captain Underpants. Apparently the snake is your Skivvy Squad since nobody else is there.

by **Daehawk** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:10 pm

It has to be said so as usual Im the one to say it...that girl is not OO material. SMG is gross.

by **Kelric** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:14 pm

Daehawk wrote:It has to be said so as usual Im the one to say it...that girl is not OO material. SMG is gross.

As long as her ribs aren't showing through from her anorexia she is completely bangable.

by **Odin** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:15 pm

Daehawk wrote:SMG is gross.

Gross? Dude, what color is the sky in your world? It's debatable whether she's the most attractive creature on the planet, as there are tens of thousands of beautiful women around. But gross? As in ugly? As in repulsive? That boggles the mind. You could say she's not your type, but any reasonably intelligent person can look at her and see that her facial features, skin clarity and coloring, proportions, and overall appearance are entirely consistent with how our society defines beauty. She is about as far from the definition of gross as you can get.

Sith

by **tjg_marantz** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:16 pm

Discuss the hotness of SMG there foo!

by **Lee** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:20 pm

Brilliant! As usual HT.

by **Default** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:48 pm

The Meal wrote:
SkyLander wrote:One of these days I'll become popular enough to get mentioned. Kind of like Drazzil level but spiffier.

The harder you try for it, the worse your chances...

~Neal

Danged performance anxiety.....

by **Fretmute** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:10 pm

Kelric wrote:As long as her ribs aren't showing through from her anorexia she is completely bangable.

Tap the brakes, Kelric. Keira Knightly is one of the thinnest women on Earth.

by **Smutly** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:33 pm

Wow. Taco, you rock. If I ever need some cover artwork done I'm contacting you immediately.

Here's where I reference the other covers:

http://zaxxon.is-a-geek.net/oowiki/inde ... _Magazines

by **Suitably Ironic Moniker** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:37 pm

tjg_marantz wrote:I just noticed the old stle GG look to the OO forum under her legs! You sneaky bugger! I feel nostalgic now.

Just switch over to the black theme and you can relive the nostalgia every day.

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