Tin Foil Hat Time!

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:44 pm

Yes kids, it's another episode of Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy Theory where you get to throw out all your wacky ideas about the election. Let's start with an easy one. Could this be why the exit polls were so messed up in Ohio?

35 counties in Ohio used Diebold election machines that have no paper trail!

To add to the hilarity, Diebold's CEO declared last year that his machines would deliver Ohio's electoral votes to Bush!

Yay for consipiracies!

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:54 pm

Well, we all know that the Clintons chose Kerry so that Hillary can run without an incumbent in 2008.

Next!

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:33 pm

I heard a monkey ass raped a butterfly which caused the winds to blow the wrong way and dust got into the machine which all started running 'Hello Kitty Online' instead of the voting software.

Sunderer · Post by **Sunderer** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:42 pm

I heard this wild ass story about the Berlin Wall being torn down. LMAO!

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:48 pm

Poor naive OOers. Don't you realize it didn't matter who won? Both candidates were members of Skull & Bones, which has ties to the Illuminati and the 69 cabalists who rule the world. This is why the race was so close. 34 of the cabalists wanted Kerry to win, 35 Bush. Ultimately it was decided that Bush's systematic destruction of the Middle East was the best way to bring about Armageddon, rather than the alternative method of allowing the Middle East systematically destroy the US.

Sure the 34 cabalists who lost were disappointed, but a compromise was made in which Hillary can run in 2008, strip off her human form, and expose herself as the horrible Cthulhian elder god that she really is.

JSHAW · Post by **JSHAW** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:17 pm

More tales from the vaults of hell...meet hellboy in the flesh;

http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/geocities.c ... ntichrist/

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:20 pm

YellowKing wrote:Sure the 34 cabalists who lost were disappointed, but a compromise was made in which Hillary can run in 2008, strip off her human form, and expose herself as the horrible Cthulhian elder god that she really is.

People don't already know that Hillary is the Eldritch Goddess of Doom? Wow, the Gnomes of Zurich must have been busy with the mind control probes to cover that one up. Now look at the little flashy light from MiB! <POOF!>