Octopus Overlords

by **Hell's Taco** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:09 am

TABLE OF CONTENTS
What if God was one of us? A post padder like one of us?
I'll Need Some Chloroform And Duct Tape
Why Do I See A Family Resemblance In Some Of These Pictures
Where Does Grover Want Me To Stick My Hand?
Do I Smell Bacon?

OO Magazine back issues:
ISSUE 1 ISSUE 2 ISSUE 3 ISSUE 4 ISSUE 5 ISSUE 6

by **Lee** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:15 am

Damn man, you keep topping yourself.

by **Rincewind** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:19 am

Some fucking genius right here. Bravo.

by **Rich in KCK** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:42 am

Just one question since these are all so great but what is going on with the magazine title with each issue? Are you searching for one to keep using or are you spoofing a different real magazine each week? Nothing wrong with them I was just wondering.

by **SpaceLord** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:47 am

Bwahaha. Finally, kriminal sopina makes it in there. And man, what a shirt it is. :shock:

by **Koz** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:01 am

I like the necklace. Didn't even notice it the first time but it's a great touch.

by **Peoux** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:11 am

Koz wrote:I like the necklace. Didn't even notice it the first time but it's a great touch.

She's wearing a necklace?

by **yossar** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:10 am

Haha, I love NO ONE IS ASKING YOU TO TALK TO HER

And she sure looks a lot like Britney in that picture. The boobs give it away though.

by **jpinard** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:20 am

+1 to Jessica's porkability. Wow those boobs look amazing... as does this week's OO issue! :shock:

by **Odin** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:13 am

yossar wrote:Haha, I love NO ONE IS ASKING YOU TO TALK TO HER

And she sure looks a lot like Britney in that picture. The boobs give it away though.

Woo hoo! My antics have made a cover!

More amazing work! The research that must go into these seems incredible - the pics and stuff. I'd swear some of the covers have references dating back not just to GG, but to GG from a few years back.

Other websites only wish they had something like this available, and probably couldn't get it even if they could afford it. And we get it for free - thanks HT!

Sith

by **SirReal** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:04 am

O.
M.
F.
G.

Colour me impressed.

by **Smoove_B** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:11 am

After Trent spends 2 hours getting to work today, he's really going to enjoy this.

It saddens me to think there are people out there on the Interweb that don't know about the Kriminal Sopina.

Fantastic job.

by **YellowKing** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:19 am

Awesome. And I'm not just saying that because I'm on the cover and would have sex with me.

by **Debris** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:23 am

You are my hero, HT!

by **Austin** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:43 am

Heh. I missed the "Fat Chicks Love This Magazine" on the first look over.

by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:57 am

Keira Knightly looks like David Bowie in that picture, and Yellowking seems to be taunting me to get him drunk and stick that bottle in his butt.

As always:

by **Bob** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:00 am

Austin wrote:Heh. I missed the "Fat Chicks Love This Magazine" on the first look over.

Except it says "Macazine". I can't believe HT already needs to hire a copy editor.

Amazing work once again.

by **Spiff** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:09 am

Absolutely amazing!

I keep thinking there's no way you can top the previous month, and you do it every time.

The Kriminal Sopina t-shirt is incredible (I guess the hooters help the look a little too).

by **Kraken** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:16 am

So is this the first time an R&P thread has made the cover? I thought we were off in our own little world over there.

by **Trent Steel** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:35 am

Nice. Although I wish I didn't have to endure 2nd degree burns to make the cover. 8)

Also, the update on my arm is that the bleeding has stopped so hopefully when I see the doctor tomorrow he won't have to recommend me to a specialist for any further treatment. What was happening was the tissue continued to erode and die for days after the burn and ruptured the blood vessels and damaged more nerves. Thankfully, that appears to have subsided and things should be on the upswing.

One more car care tip I'd like to share is when you see the temperature gauge at 295, DO NOT open the hood.

by **Default** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:00 am

I'm printing this one out and taping it to a real magazine. To the coffee table!

by **KingB** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:03 am

You are the shiz HT. The shiz.

by **deadzone** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:12 am

That is some impressive work there sir.

Hilarious as usual. :lol:

by **Odin** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:21 am

Bob wrote:
Austin wrote:Heh. I missed the "Fat Chicks Love This Magazine" on the first look over.

Except it says "Macazine". I can't believe HT already needs to hire a copy editor.

Amazing work once again.

I barely even noticed that. My mind just inferred that it was a "mac 'n cheese" reference or somesuch.

Sith

by **GungHo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:27 am

Great stuff as always HT.

by **Kelric** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:41 am

Another great cover. The Kriminal Sopina is such a classic and I love her necklace. I must protest at the choice of that Keira Knightley picture however.

by **TheMix** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:46 am

Lovin' it! Pure gold! :lol:

by **GungHo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:47 am

Kelric wrote: I must protest at the choice of that Keira Knightley picture however.

Heh, just noticed her. Is that a mullet she's throwing down? :shock:

by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:52 am

If you just look at the top series of pictures without reading the assigned text, it appears that Yellowking is getting to participate in the greatest version of spin the bottle that universe has ever seen.

by **Kelric** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:53 am

GungHo wrote:
Kelric wrote: I must protest at the choice of that Keira Knightley picture however.

Heh, just noticed her. Is that a mullet she's throwing down?

I believe it's just her haired being pulled tightly back on the sides and styled on the top. Just doing a quickle Google search reveals these better choices on the first results page: 1, 2, 3.

by **Kael** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:24 pm

Koz wrote:I like the necklace. Didn't even notice it the first time but it's a great touch.

The necklace elvates this from awesome to art.

by **noun** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:34 pm

I hope in real life you're earning money from your talents, sir. Outstanding once again!

by **PR_GMR** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:23 pm

(clap, clap, clap)

Hilarious, Hell's Taco.. just hilarious. Keep it up!

by **YellowKing** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:30 pm

If you just look at the top series of pictures without reading the assigned text, it appears that Yellowking is getting to participate in the greatest version of spin the bottle that universe has ever seen.

I would like to officially announce on these boards that if any of the pictured women celebrities on the above cover are reading this post, I will play spin the bottle with you anytime, anywhere. You name the time and place, I will be there. That is the YK guarantee. Try getting that kind of reliability out of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt. It's not going to happen. You need a man who will appreciate you not for your looks or talent, but for the warm, talented human beings you really are.

I WILL CONVERT TO SCIENTOLOGY NATALIE MY GOD I SWEAR I WILL JUST LET ME TOUCH YOUR TENDER BOOBIES.

by **Kelric** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:40 pm

YellowKing wrote:
If you just look at the top series of pictures without reading the assigned text, it appears that Yellowking is getting to participate in the greatest version of spin the bottle that universe has ever seen.

I would like to officially announce on these boards that if any of the pictured women celebrities on the above cover are reading this post, I will play spin the bottle with you anytime, anywhere. You name the time and place, I will be there. That is the YK guarantee. Try getting that kind of reliability out of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt. It's not going to happen. You need a man who will appreciate you not for your looks or talent, but for the warm, talented human beings you really are.

I WILL CONVERT TO SCIENTOLOGY NATALIE MY GOD I SWEAR I WILL JUST LET ME TOUCH YOUR TENDER BOOBIES.

You had a chance with that first paragraph. Now you just blew it.

by **Yankeeman84** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:44 pm

Oh cmon Kelric, you mean you would not touch her boobies?

by **Kelric** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:45 pm

Of course I would. If I head down to Harvard some time I might even be able to get close enough to do so. I'd then be arrested, but sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze. (To use an Elisha Cuthbert reference.)

by **Asharak** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:32 pm

More wonderful work, HT.

- Ash

by **Quipp** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:42 pm

Ironrod wrote:So is this the first time an R&P thread has made the cover? I thought we were off in our own little world over there.

Nope, not the first time. Issue #5 touched on this thread.

by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:08 pm

I just would like to acknowledge the wonderful pun located in the thread title. I don't know if it was intentional, but I got a kick out of it.

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