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Postby Daehawk » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:44 am

from the catchy title I was hoping for Dolly Parton on the cover.

And thats amazing work with that newspaper part.
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Postby Spock's Brain » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:44 am

Eight thumbs up! 8)
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Postby Gwar21 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:46 am

These never fail to amaze me. :)
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Postby Padre » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:49 am

Another triumph.
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Postby CSL » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:50 am

I dare say, good show boy George. I don't know how you can top this one, the Grenard joke hit home, oh so good. :D
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Postby SpaceLord » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:56 am

Awesome yet again. :P
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Postby KingB » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:09 am

Another masterpiece. Excellent Photoshopping HT. :D
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Postby Kelric » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:10 am

That is absolutely fucking brilliant. The best one yet with that newspaper. The Grenard article, the Drazzil article, the Primary Source Of my Nocturnal Emissions Poll questions, the 'I Don't Understand A Thing You Americans Say,' the 'Profundity of intellectual flatulence emitted from this site,' etc., etc., etc.
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Postby ChrisGrenard » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:11 am

Holy crap, that text looks like it must've taken forever to photoshop in. You are awesome.

Also, I finally showed all your magazine covers to my roomate (in order). By the time I got to this one he was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. He told me to tell you that the joke about me is, in his words, "So true."

Nicely done sir :mrgreen:
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Postby SpaceLord » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:26 am

Has anyone else, not realizing how much of a in-joke these threads are, tried explaining the humor to a non-OOer and only managed to confuse them? :oops:
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Postby jpinard » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:54 am

The "Wanted Section" has me laughing my ass off! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my goodness, this entire episode is so funny (just like all of them). :lol:

Awesome... I do believe I have my new wallpaper for my office. I'm printing each of these issues on gloss paper to adorn my walls :D
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Postby Napoleon » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:03 am

Wow. That newspaper is some awesome photoshopping. Very good, sir!
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Postby Kelric » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:05 am

jpinard wrote: I'm printing each of these issues on gloss paper to adorn my walls :D


Hell, that's almost as good an idea as actually making those t-shirts.
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Postby The Meal » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:14 am

Tremendous, and what looks to be the most artistically-intensive effort of the half-dozen. Can't wait to see what the Ocho volume does for special features.

The only regret was the misspelling of sirantonycarwtright. :(

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Postby Odin » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:22 am

Another masterpiece. Bravo!
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Postby Crux » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:03 am

Mr. Fed takes horse abuse cases? PM on the way! :D

Seriously though, most excellent work there. Unbelievable really. You have way too much time on your hands and I am thankful for it!
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Postby Asharak » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:10 am

Crux wrote:Mr. Fed takes horse abuse cases? PM on the way!

You the horse or the abuser? ;)

HT, that is absolutely f*ing fantastic! You should, like, give lessons or something... :D

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Postby Captain Caveman » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:31 am

Alright, I made it on the cover! Sure, it's hard to see and it's in the form of my pie-chart recounting the sources of Kelric's nocturnal emissions, but it's there! I feel so validated.

And as always, kick ass job, HT.
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Postby Ralph-Wiggum » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:37 am

That picture of sirantonycarwtright is awesome - just how I imagined him!
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Postby Jeff V » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:41 am

Most excellent! :lol: That made my day (it's always nice to start off a Monday on a high note!)
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Postby YellowKing » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:50 am

You truly are the king of kings.

I am still waiting on my Natalie Portman/Kiera Knightley cover. One or the other, but even better if it's both in some sort of lesbian embrace.
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Postby jpinard » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:33 am

Just read the "fine print" under Chris Grenard's headline. I'm still laughing 10 minutes later :lol:
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Postby Orgull » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:34 am

Outstanding!

Keep up the terrific work. So much fun :)
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Postby Spiff » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:55 am

The best one yet HT.

Absolute works of art.
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Postby Lassr » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:00 am

Once again I bow down to your abilities...
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Postby LordMortis » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:02 am

How the heck did I miss issue 5?
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Postby Mr. Fed » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:04 am

Astounding. Hilarious. What talent!
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Postby $iljanus » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:25 am

Your headlines are much better than the Washington Post! Beautiful work, both graphically and creatively!
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Postby hentzau » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:43 am

I made the front cover! It took some else's boobies to get there, but I made it!!!
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Postby Giles Habibula » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:59 am

SpaceLord wrote:Has anyone else, not realizing how much of a in-joke these threads are, tried explaining the humor to a non-OOer and only managed to confuse them? :oops:

Not yet. But I'm going to try tomorrow night. :)

I love that you REALLY have took hard to see everything there is to see.
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Postby Guy Incognito » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:09 am

Wow :!:
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Postby Gumps » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:10 am

Well, what's one more word of praise... Incredif***ingbelievable.
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Postby DD » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:13 am

Might I suggest that these images be collected and stored on the server someplace; I've been through a community "relocation" where a lot of history was lost (when Planet Unreal Tournament became Beyond Unreal) and this stuff is way, way too good to risk.

Bravo HT!
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Postby CGMark » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:22 am

awesome stuff man. Best yet.
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Postby Discalced » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:39 am

Bravo, chap.
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Postby TheMix » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:42 am

Beautiful... <sniff>
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Postby MHS » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:46 am

How long does it take to do one of those?

Brilliant! :) (I'm just waiting for the all-mod mocking issue.... don't think we won't take revenge if you ever do it ;))
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Postby DiscoJason » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:03 pm

I was sitting around yesterday wondering when the newest issue was going to hit. This means I am actually looking forward to these, so good job on that. Good one yet again.
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Postby Hell's Taco » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:15 pm

Caaaan you feel...the love... tonight?

Thanks everybody.

And I would like to thank Quipp for his help on the last few issues.

But, it is really all down hill from here.

I feel a little like a porn star who has to keep ramping things up to keep her fans. I started out just posing for cheesecake shots in my underwear and the next thing you know I'm the central figure in a ten man gangbang. And where do you go after the ten man gangbang?
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