That is absolutely fucking brilliant. The best one yet with that newspaper. The Grenard article, the Drazzil article, the Primary Source Of my Nocturnal Emissions Poll questions, the 'I Don't Understand A Thing You Americans Say,' the 'Profundity of intellectual flatulence emitted from this site,' etc., etc., etc.
Holy crap, that text looks like it must've taken forever to photoshop in. You are awesome.
Also, I finally showed all your magazine covers to my roomate (in order). By the time I got to this one he was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. He told me to tell you that the joke about me is, in his words, "So true."
Might I suggest that these images be collected and stored on the server someplace; I've been through a community "relocation" where a lot of history was lost (when Planet Unreal Tournament became Beyond Unreal) and this stuff is way, way too good to risk.
And I would like to thank Quipp for his help on the last few issues.
But, it is really all down hill from here.
I feel a little like a porn star who has to keep ramping things up to keep her fans. I started out just posing for cheesecake shots in my underwear and the next thing you know I'm the central figure in a ten man gangbang. And where do you go after the ten man gangbang?