A note to Satan, from a loyal Democrat :).

IHateMorrowind · Post by **IHateMorrowind** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:50 pm

As your Infernal Majesty may know, we have an election here tomorrow. There are some of us here who believe our country is at a crossroads. While our democratic system will produce a fair and equitable result (we hope). there is nothing like making sure the fix is in.

I'd like to exchange the souls of my three children, all under the age of 10, in exchange for a John Kerry victory tomorrow. With their personalities, I'm sure they'll fit in quite nicely down under once their normal lifespan is concluded. I think this is a nice bargain--cmon, how many times do you get the souls of kids? All I ask is that John Kerry win tomorrow. I think it's a reasonable deal.

P.S. If it wouldn't be too much to ask, you could throw in, say, a couple of hundred bucks--there are a lot of great games coming out this holiday season.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:08 pm

If you have a wife you can throw in, I'll bet you can get an Alienware, too.

Kratz · Post by **Kratz** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:10 pm

You think George Bush is going to grant you a Kerry victory? Crazy.

Beergut · Post by **Beergut** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:55 pm

Kratz wrote:You think George Bush is going to grant you a Kerry victory? Crazy.

witty

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:30 pm

Beergut wrote:
Kratz wrote:You think George Bush is going to grant you a Kerry victory? Crazy.
witty

Hey, so far it's the funniest post in the thread. Don't argue with success.

- Ash

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:17 am

IHateMorrowind wrote:As your Infernal Majesty may know, we have an election here tomorrow. There are some of us here who believe our country is at a crossroads. While our democratic system will produce a fair and equitable result (we hope). there is nothing like making sure the fix is in.

I'd like to exchange the souls of my three children, all under the age of 10, in exchange for a John Kerry victory tomorrow. With their personalities, I'm sure they'll fit in quite nicely down under once their normal lifespan is concluded. I think this is a nice bargain--cmon, how many times do you get the souls of kids? All I ask is that John Kerry win tomorrow. I think it's a reasonable deal.

P.S. If it wouldn't be too much to ask, you could throw in, say, a couple of hundred bucks--there are a lot of great games coming out this holiday season.

I'm sorry, as tempting as that offer may be I cannot accept as you hate Morrowind, the best RPG evar. However, you can look forward to a outbreak of hemorhoids and a nasty boil on your penis. And look for multiple copies of Universal Combat and Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Not under your tree this year next to a couple hundred Canadian pennies.

Sincerely,

Lucifer, aka $atan tha Gr3at3$t
Your Infernal Dark Majesty & Head of the Barney Fan Club

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:43 am

You can't give away other people's souls. Only your own. Haven't you ever seen the Simpsons?

Hrdina · Post by **Hrdina** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:06 pm

IHateMorrowind wrote:I'd like to exchange the souls of my three children, all under the age of 10, in exchange for a John Kerry victory tomorrow. With their personalities, I'm sure they'll fit in quite nicely down under once their normal lifespan is concluded. I think this is a nice bargain--cmon, how many times do you get the souls of kids? All I ask is that John Kerry win tomorrow. I think it's a reasonable deal.

I have 3 kids too, but I think that one is already under contract to the dark lord.

Octopus Overlords

A note to Satan, from a loyal Democrat :).

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