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If Vin Diesel could read, he would only read this magazine

Postby Hell's Taco » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:23 pm

Image

First, a huge thanks to the Assistant to the Editor-in-Chief Quipp for the massive amount of work he put into this issue while I was recuperating from my scrotal reduction surgery.
The layout, the entire left column, and that sexy fat bastard Robby Gordon are all his.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
"Rubbing is racing" has a whole new meaning
I'm U2K. NO! I'm U2K. I am U2K.
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Chin up, little shaver
Three's Company was a LIE!
In Soviet Russia Comrade stick you in butt
How did this short, curly hair get in my soup?
Why isn't "Confession of an Heiress" on this list?
Mount, Blade, Emission, Detumescence

OO Magazine back issues:
ISSUE 1 ISSUE 2 ISSUE 3 ISSUE 4
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Postby Kelric » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:28 pm

Virginia Raises Terror Level To Magenta!
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Postby magic » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:28 pm

I vote these should be OO's front-page content from now on. Click the mag cover and get to the forums index. That would be great.

Very Great.
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Postby CGMark » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:30 pm

again, nice work. Is that NOT her body? I know she did a spread in FHm a month or two ago...Pic seems a bit odd to me though. Other than that hilarious, and I loved the 'dangerous books' mention.
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Postby warning » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:30 pm

A Survivor's Story: Kobra Speaks Out!

Oh God... I'm dying here....

:D
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Postby Kelric » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:32 pm

CGMark wrote:again, nice work. Is that NOT her body? I know she did a spread in FHm a month or two ago...Pic seems a bit odd to me though.


I think it's just the way they angled her body when telling her how to lean/stand against the car.

Comrade, it is now time for two in the stink.
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Postby mori » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:33 pm

I knew Danica would be this issues cover girl.
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Postby Rincewind » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:35 pm

Yep,
this is by far better than any front page content I can think of.

Dude Hell's Taco. You really are talented man, I mean that seriously. This is excellent shit you put together.
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Postby Faldarian » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:44 pm

magic wrote:I vote these should be OO's front-page content from now on. Click the mag cover and get to the forums index. That would be great.

Very Great.


I'll second or third that or whichever indeterminate number we're up to by now.

Good stuff :)
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Postby yossar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:57 pm

This cover (along with the thread title) might be the funniest one yet. Logo is looking pretty good too.
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Postby ChrisGrenard » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:57 pm

I am a bit sad that my evil sith picture didn't get mentioned yet. But then, these are so damn good, it really feels like I'm being an asshole complaining at all.

Taco, you rock hard. :wub:
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Postby tjg_marantz » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:08 am

She can't lose, she's got octo power under the hood, literally!

Great work!
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Postby Poleaxe » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:32 am

The best thing about the covers is that you seem to have a talent for picking out the threads that represent the week in posting.

Really, really excellant. And Danika makes me hard.
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Postby naednek » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:49 am

"Comrade, it's time for two in the stink"
LOL

Your mag covers remind me of PC Accelerator
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Postby SuperHiro » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:28 am

Taco,

This is some funny shit. The picture for the Kobra story had me going. I love you. In THAT way.
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Postby Daehawk » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:31 am

I told ya that razor blade thread would make this issue!

Hahaha that skeleton chef is great.
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Postby GungHo » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:39 am

Fantastico!
OR
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Postby disarm » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:57 am

CGMark wrote:again, nice work. Is that NOT her body? I know she did a spread in FHm a month or two ago...Pic seems a bit odd to me though. Other than that hilarious, and I loved the 'dangerous books' mention.

that is indeed her body...at least as much as any heavily airbrushed image really portrays someone's actual appearance...
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Postby Newcastle » Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:55 am

Dude, that is just way way too funny. Great work!
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Postby Crux » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:13 am

That could well be the best yet. They're all so freaking good it's hard to say!
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Postby Odin » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:14 am

naednek wrote:"Comrade, it's time for two in the stink"
LOL

Your mag covers remind me of PC Accelerator


YES! I've been trying to decide what these reminded me of. It's not quite Maxim, but damn if it PCA isn't right on target. I miss that mag.

Great job once again, HT! If stuff like this isn't your full-time job IRL, perhaps it should be.

And where do I get my T-shirt?

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Postby jpinard » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:04 am

wait a sec... scrotal reduction surgery? Shouldn't that have been a headline?!
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Postby tgb » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:13 am

Excellent work once again.
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Postby rshetts1 » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:49 am

Most excellent! These have pulled me out of lurk mode. Now please provide me with an order form for the "nuke it from orbit" tshirt! I swear you could make some serious cash marketing those t-shirts... absolutely frikkin hilarious.
Oh and Danika should win every race shes in... I mean seriously, who wouldnt want to get behind that.
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Postby Freezer-TPF- » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:02 am

/me applauds
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Postby MHS » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:03 am

I'm only sad she's not wearing a catchphrase bikini.
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Postby koanicriddle » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:02 pm

Absolutely brilliant! "Kobra Speaks Out" had me laughing hard... and I love that you put a "censored" strip over the razors :D
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Postby batguano » Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:45 pm

Your work kick sooo much ass. You are a one man Hong Kong action flick of photoshop.

I really look forward every week for the new OO.

You ever do any of the Worth or Somethignawful photoshop stuff? I am not including Farfk 'cause you're light years ahead of their curve.

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Postby JonathanStrange » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:01 pm

If you keep raising the bar, it'll just become harder to outdo yourself. Bravo! :)
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Postby Default » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:08 pm

Another one that gets saved, providing my wife with the opportunity to say, "What the hell is wrong with those people?"

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Postby theohall » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:32 am

Outstanding Taco from Hell! Enjoy another vote for front page honors :)
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Postby Caine » Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:42 pm

these would rock as the front page man. another great one here ht.
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Postby Asharak » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:29 pm

I must blog about this.

Priceless.

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Postby Zarathud » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:07 pm

Wow. Need I say more?

We need a thread to these OO covers stickied.
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