Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style

miltonite · Post by **miltonite** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:43 am

I know this thread is older but I thought as a community we were over it. Then again our slogan is "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons bring us some web forums whereupon we can gather". So I guess this thread will never die.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:21 am

Yes it will.

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:34 am

<crumple, crumple, slump>

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:23 am

And I farted.

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:10 pm

And why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too!

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:41 pm

Do mute people fart out loud?

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:32 pm

How do you sign, "I just farted"?

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:43 pm

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:21 am

Fun Fact:

The average human inhales one liter of other people's anal gasses on a daily basis!

Hrdina · Post by **Hrdina** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:23 am

Jaymann wrote:Yes it will.

You may be right.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:31 am

I may be crazy.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:38 am

Rip wrote:Fun Fact:
The average human inhales one liter of other people's anal gasses on a daily basis!

I told my nephew the other day he needs to flush the toilet before opening up the bathroom door. There were two others in there as the pooper was washing his hands, surprised at my flush comment. Think the siblings are used to smelling others poop, farts, and pee soaked pull-ups. I on the other hand, am not used to smelling their poop or urine.

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:30 am

But...by omission...you are used to smelling their farts.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:46 am

I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton. I've drank diet sodas since they first came out.
Despite being fat I have nothing wrong with me except olde age symptoms. Cholesterol and sugar are okay.
Maybe all these food additive doomsayers ought to lighten up some.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:37 pm

dbt1949 wrote:I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton.

At least gluttons have some protein. It's gluten that will killah ya.

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:48 pm

Locking thread.

Droping mic.

Peace out.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:57 pm

seriously?

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:02 pm

FLMIBTL!

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:57 pm

Jaymann wrote:
dbt1949 wrote:I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton.
At least gluttons have some protein. It's gluten that will killah ya.

I spelled it correct the first time but the stupid speal checker said I was wrong.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:09 pm

Hey, did someone lose a microphone?

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:51 pm

dbt1949 wrote:
stupid speal checker

Indeed.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:56 pm

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:07 pm

OMG, I love you guys!

(and I want to be the last one to post so I can kill something today)

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:55 am

KKBlue wrote:
OMG, I love you guys!

(and I want to be the last one to post so I can kill something today)

It's still today. Sorry.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:50 pm

Kelric wrote:
KKBlue wrote:
OMG, I love you guys!

(and I want to be the last one to post so I can kill something today)
It's still today. Sorry.

It is always today.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:08 pm

It isn't tomorrow.

Hrdina · Post by **Hrdina** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:39 pm

dbt1949 wrote:It isn't tomorrow.

It is now.

KKBlue · Post by **KKBlue** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:20 pm

Yes... I agree, now is now.

Thinking of the Monkees, That Was Then, This Is Now. Very shaky and 2011.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:57 pm

Hrdina wrote:
dbt1949 wrote:It isn't tomorrow.
It is now.

It's not now.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:26 pm

It is never now. As soon as you announce it, it isn't anymore.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:36 pm

You wouldn't know it, if it bit you in the ass.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:39 pm

But I do know a misused comma when I see one.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:41 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:But I do know a misused comma when I see one.

Are you sure? Pick it out of this lineup.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OK, which one?

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:44 pm

All of them are misused. And at least three of them are going to require counseling.

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:01 pm

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:04 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:But I do know a misused comma when I see one.

So you had me thinking today.

How is it that the grammar nazis of the world allowed ain't to become a word and now have also all the meaning of literally to be literally reversed all because enough morons do it. Can't just let people throw some comma where they like?

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:13 pm

Horses eating yogurt on a winter's day.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:01 am

The dictionary adds words to keep up with language as it evolves. Organizations publish style guidelines to try and keep things in order. Being in the majority doesn't make you right. That doesn't mean that some people won't try and act like it.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:11 am

Isgrimnur wrote:The dictionary adds words to keep up with language as it evolves. Organizations publish style guidelines to try and keep things in order. Being in the majority doesn't make you right. That doesn't mean that some people won't try and act like it.

It literally does.

DD* · Post by DD* » Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:42 am