Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style
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I know this thread is older but I thought as a community we were over it. Then again our slogan is "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons bring us some web forums whereupon we can gather". So I guess this thread will never die.
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Yes it will.
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<crumple, crumple, slump>
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And I farted.
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Re: Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style
And why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too!
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Do mute people fart out loud?
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How do you sign, "I just farted"?
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein
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“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” - John Stuart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867
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Fun Fact:
The average human inhales one liter of other people's anal gasses on a daily basis!
The average human inhales one liter of other people's anal gasses on a daily basis!
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You may be right.Jaymann wrote:Yes it will.
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I may be crazy.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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I told my nephew the other day he needs to flush the toilet before opening up the bathroom door. There were two others in there as the pooper was washing his hands, surprised at my flush comment. Think the siblings are used to smelling others poop, farts, and pee soaked pull-ups. I on the other hand, am not used to smelling their poop or urine.Rip wrote:Fun Fact:
The average human inhales one liter of other people's anal gasses on a daily basis!
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But...by omission...you are used to smelling their farts.
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"I don't stand by anything." - Trump
“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” - John Stuart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867
“It is the impractical things in this tumultuous hell-scape of a world that matter most. A book, a name, chicken soup. They help us remember that, even in our darkest hour, life is still to be savored.” - Poe, Altered Carbon
"I don't stand by anything." - Trump
“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” - John Stuart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867
“It is the impractical things in this tumultuous hell-scape of a world that matter most. A book, a name, chicken soup. They help us remember that, even in our darkest hour, life is still to be savored.” - Poe, Altered Carbon
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Re: Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style
I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton. I've drank diet sodas since they first came out.
Despite being fat I have nothing wrong with me except olde age symptoms. Cholesterol and sugar are okay.
Maybe all these food additive doomsayers ought to lighten up some.
Despite being fat I have nothing wrong with me except olde age symptoms. Cholesterol and sugar are okay.
Maybe all these food additive doomsayers ought to lighten up some.
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At least gluttons have some protein. It's gluten that will killah ya.dbt1949 wrote:I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton.
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Locking thread.
Droping mic.
Peace out.
Droping mic.
Peace out.
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seriously?
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FLMIBTL!
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I spelled it correct the first time but the stupid speal checker said I was wrong.Jaymann wrote:At least gluttons have some protein. It's gluten that will killah ya.dbt1949 wrote:I'm 65 years olde. I've ate saccharine since it first came out when I was around 9. I eat tons of glutton.
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Hey, did someone lose a microphone?
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Indeed.dbt1949 wrote:
stupid speal checker
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OMG, I love you guys!
(and I want to be the last one to post so I can kill something today)
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It's still today. Sorry.KKBlue wrote:
OMG, I love you guys!
(and I want to be the last one to post so I can kill something today)
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It is always today.Kelric wrote:It's still today. Sorry.KKBlue wrote:
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It isn't tomorrow.
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It is now.dbt1949 wrote:It isn't tomorrow.
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Yes... I agree, now is now.
Thinking of the Monkees, That Was Then, This Is Now. Very shaky and 2011.
Thinking of the Monkees, That Was Then, This Is Now. Very shaky and 2011.
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It's not now.Hrdina wrote:It is now.dbt1949 wrote:It isn't tomorrow.
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It is never now. As soon as you announce it, it isn't anymore.
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You wouldn't know it, if it bit you in the ass.
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But I do know a misused comma when I see one.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Are you sure? Pick it out of this lineup.Isgrimnur wrote:But I do know a misused comma when I see one.
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OK, which one?
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All of them are misused. And at least three of them are going to require counseling.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein
"I don't stand by anything." - Trump
“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” - John Stuart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867
“It is the impractical things in this tumultuous hell-scape of a world that matter most. A book, a name, chicken soup. They help us remember that, even in our darkest hour, life is still to be savored.” - Poe, Altered Carbon
"I don't stand by anything." - Trump
“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” - John Stuart Mill, Inaugural Address Delivered to the University of St Andrews, 2/1/1867
“It is the impractical things in this tumultuous hell-scape of a world that matter most. A book, a name, chicken soup. They help us remember that, even in our darkest hour, life is still to be savored.” - Poe, Altered Carbon
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So you had me thinking today.Isgrimnur wrote:But I do know a misused comma when I see one.
How is it that the grammar nazis of the world allowed ain't to become a word and now have also all the meaning of literally to be literally reversed all because enough morons do it. Can't just let people throw some comma where they like?
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Horses eating yogurt on a winter's day.
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The dictionary adds words to keep up with language as it evolves. Organizations publish style guidelines to try and keep things in order. Being in the majority doesn't make you right. That doesn't mean that some people won't try and act like it.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Isgrimnur wrote:The dictionary adds words to keep up with language as it evolves. Organizations publish style guidelines to try and keep things in order. Being in the majority doesn't make you right. That doesn't mean that some people won't try and act like it.
It literally does.
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Are you a prostitute Rip? Because you blow the margins more than a $5 hooker. -rshetts2
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