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Do you honestly think that she is going to make a big deal while the cameras are on her.... She seems like a real sweetheart so I would think she wouldn't do that.... but then again I did say "Personally, he was way out of line " Did you expect her to blow up in his face?

and yes, in my opinion, Heather's boobs are that big to me... I am sorry that concerns you so.. Scarlett looks A LOT bigger Heather Breastwise. I didn't say she was ugly by any means, she is very cute.... it's odd but she just doesn't strike me as beautiful like many here think/believe she is. Like the saying goes...To each his own.

I have been called worse and Prince Valiant is pretty cool sounding

rrmorton wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:

rrmorton wrote:

Booner wrote:It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

Rats. I guess I can't lip read cuz I thought she said "Rob's hard cock!"

I guess you could say that something got LOST IN TRANSLATION. Rob wanted her and his penis to be IN GOOD COMPANY so he could get her to caress his MATCH POINT which 10 seconds later would result in THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL EARRING.

Not bad, but I would've been more impressed if you'd worked in EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS.

Or GHOST WORLD

I know, I know, I didn't include nearly as many Scarlett movies as I could have. Truthfully, the whole thing was all just an excuse for me to make a sophomoric joke at Rob's expense using the "Pearl Earring" movie as the dirty punchline. We all know Rob wouldn't last long enough to get it up that high anyway.

Roguetad wrote:Watching Scarlett run around in a white leotard for about 2 hours in The Island was a great idea, and made the rental worth it. She still makes me happy, even if she gives out free boob grabs to everyone.

Woot! And it's the next movie in my Netflix queue! Can't wait for it.

I just read a "fashion" review of the Golden Globes and they panned Scarlet for too much cleavage as well as confirming the presence of a push-up bra in that outfit.

I guess it shows how much of a disconnect there is between reality and the fashion world that the same outfit that generates the only Golden Globes thread in this forum is panned by the "professionals."

Sarkus wrote:I just read a "fashion" review of the Golden Globes and they panned Scarlet for too much cleavage as well as confirming the presence of a push-up bra in that outfit.

I guess it shows how much of a disconnect there is between reality and the fashion world that the same outfit that generates the only Golden Globes thread in this forum is panned by the "professionals."

Have you watched America's Next Top Model? The fashion industry lives on a different planet.

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:The boob-grabber's mother was close friends with my grandmother. I met her once a few years back, but I didn't attempt to cop a feel.

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

I would think walking over to the couch and saying it to him would be a lot easier than communicating through the internet.

Freezer-TPF- wrote:Up, and to the left
Up, and to the left
Up, and to the left
Up, and to the left

You're right, it's a conspiracy.

Eightball wrote:

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:The boob-grabber's mother was close friends with my grandmother. I met her once a few years back, but I didn't attempt to cop a feel.

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

I would think walking over to the couch and saying it to him would be a lot easier than communicating through the internet.

Walking is for losers.

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:

Eightball wrote:

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:The boob-grabber's mother was close friends with my grandmother. I met her once a few years back, but I didn't attempt to cop a feel.

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

I would think walking over to the couch and saying it to him would be a lot easier than communicating through the internet.

Walking is for losers.

I agree. And Ralph, could you bring me a Coke from the fridge? Thanks.

We need to keep our eyes on the prize gentlemen.



See? Boobies.

That's a hard prize to win.

Random thread titles that were just lined up for comedy (until I bumped this one):

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
If I ever saw one of these, I would die

rrmorton wrote:Random thread titles that were just lined up for comedy (until I bumped this one):

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
If I ever saw one of these, I would die

Well, maybe if I saw both of them.

This is a fun game. Right now (before this bump), the thread titles read:

Octopi of OO - what's your preference?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

I'd say that's about right.

Maybe we need some skillful bumps to line it up like so:

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
They're so cute!

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Oh my god... oh my god...

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Finally saw Serenity

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Tiny snake

You guys crack me up!

Is there anything worse than...
Being tortured
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

~Neal

Everytime I see this topic title, I keep thinking the tag should read "(Hopefully NSFW)"

Didn't I read somewhere that for a while she was hot for... get this...

Benecio del Toro?



And BT had to double check her age.

Talk about...

reaction shot after The Fondling:

Wow, I zoomed in to get more detail. Check it out:

In this case, I can't blame him for having his tongue out.

She doesn't look too pleased.

Dirt wrote:She doesn't look too pleased.

I'm sure she just sat on a thumb tack or something. I can't imagine that getting felt up on national tv might have put her in an off color mood.

Just saw her in "Match Point" yesterday.

Yep. She's hot. Nice scene of her completely soaked walking in the rain.

Captain Caveman wrote:I had a thought to include THE HORSE WHISPERER, but I figured that would just open the floodgates for you guys talking about how I enjoy being sodimized by Mr. Ed.

Caine wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:I had a thought to include THE HORSE WHISPERER, but I figured that would just open the floodgates for you guys talking about how I enjoy being sodimized by Mr. Ed.

I'll just wait until it comes out on HBO so I can fast forward to seeing Anne Hathaway naked.

Very nice, Caine. That horse does seems to be staring at me rather intently with his bedroom...er, I mean stable, eyes, which makes me worry where the rest of his body might be.

I better win an Oscar for this.

Ibby wrote:

Roguetad wrote:Watching Scarlett run around in a white leotard for about 2 hours in The Island was a great idea, and made the rental worth it. She still makes me happy, even if she gives out free boob grabs to everyone.

Woot! And it's the next movie in my Netflix queue! Can't wait for it.

It's not at the top of my list as well. I thought she was charismatic and cute in Lost in Translation - attractive in a sad, pretty way.

But wow. Those pics almost make me want to drop my blanket refusal to watch awards shows with my wife.

Caine wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:I had a thought to include THE HORSE WHISPERER, but I figured that would just open the floodgates for you guys talking about how I enjoy being sodimized by Mr. Ed.

You win!

Let's play again!

Could You Marry...
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Lose 20lbs in a month. Possible? Healthy?

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Ping Pong madness

and now we have:
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Alternate transportation ideas?


Id take em for a ride!

E! reporter rubs some the wrong way

In addition to groping Ms. Johansson, he also asked Eva Longoria how she keeps her pubes.

Amazing.

I like this thread.

Dirt wrote:

Thought I get this thread back on itsrails.

I am a lineman for OctopusOverlords County.

How could you miss these rmorton?


Oh, how I'd love to suck on
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes


Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
The New World

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes
Last chance to meet Drazzil in Clearfield UT.

theomegawalrus wrote:How could you miss these rmorton?


Oh, how I'd love to suck on
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes

However could this have happened?

Just minutes ago, top of the list read.

Men of OO...(May be NSFW)
[Sucks]Woman sentenced to 20yrs over 9 lbs of weed.
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Nasty (sounding), but figuratively speaking, pretty much what's going on here.