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Exodor
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by Exodor » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:26 pm
How dare they soil my precious childhood memories!
Doesn't Hollywood value anything anymore? Do they realize how much some of us value our cultural icons and how violently we react when they are toyed with?
I give you....
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
Daisy was a brunette! How can Hollywood betray my childhood memories like this! My life is over!
On the other hand, I'd hit it.
Kelric
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by Kelric » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:32 pm
Exodor wrote:
On the other hand, I'd hit it.
Over and over and over again.
Eel Snave
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by Eel Snave » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:33 pm
I would hit it harder than it had ever been hit in its life.
Mr. Sparkle
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by Mr. Sparkle » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:34 pm
As long as she didn't say anything.
tgb
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by tgb » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:36 pm
I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
Fishy
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by Fishy » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:19 pm
I'd hit it and she wouldn't even know what hit her.
Seriously, she wouldn't know. She is THAT dumb.
Smoove_B
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by Smoove_B » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:25 pm
Maybe it's just the angle of the photo, but her legs look a bit thick.
Which isn't to say she's not hot - I'm just surprised that's all.
Maybe next year, maybe no go
me
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by me » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:26 pm
Octavious
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by Octavious » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:39 pm
Personally I think she's hotter then the original Daisy... But then she talks and I want to friggen stab myself in the eye!! I'd hit it and then run away before she spoke!!!
Mr. Fed
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by Mr. Fed » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:51 pm
Al
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by Al » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:55 pm
But how does she compare to Dora?
rrmorton
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by rrmorton » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:04 pm
gellar
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by gellar » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:06 pm
OMGHI2U
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"I guess we're all retarded except you Gellar." - Kobra
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Greggy_D
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by Greggy_D » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:06 pm
Catherine Bach looks a lot tighter than JS.
"Whoaaaaaa man. You're totally covered in glass salad." .....Smooth B's stoned neighbor
DD
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by DD » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:49 pm
As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words... hair color aside, I've got to say...
Listen to Jack, a man who knows something about hittin' it....
Even the Cat In The Hat agrees...
Whaddya say, Regis?
Captain?
Yeah, I'd hit it.
jpinard
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by jpinard » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:41 am
I think Jessica Simpson is much hotter than the original Daisy. Then again, if her sister played that role - I'd sign her up for the doggie make-over show.
LordMortis
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by LordMortis » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:29 am
The orignal Daisy (Barbara Bach) was totally hot for the day. The world was a bit less plastic then and it was bouncing out of the 70's at that. Compare her to the girls and the looks of that time, and I would say she is (was) as hot as Jessica Simpson.
Debris
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by Debris » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:35 am
Barbara Bach absolutely radiated sexiness as Daisy Duke. For me, Jessica Simpson just oozes dumb.
Austin
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by Austin » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:44 am
Debris wrote: Barbara Bach absolutely radiated sexiness as Daisy Duke. For me, Jessica Simpson just oozes dumb.
I read that as Barbara Bush. Than I had a mental picture. Than I was slightly aroused. Than slightly disturbed.
YellowKing
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by YellowKing » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:56 am
I'm still sitting here trying to figure out why a hot dumb blonde in short-shorts and bikini top is somehow a bad thing.
If this is ruining my childhood, then I can't wait until I have kids so I can ruin their childhood!