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This is an outrage!

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How dare they soil my precious childhood memories!

Doesn't Hollywood value anything anymore? Do they realize how much some of us value our cultural icons and how violently we react when they are toyed with?

I give you....


Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.

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Daisy was a brunette! How can Hollywood betray my childhood memories like this! My life is over! :P

On the other hand, I'd hit it. :idea:
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Exodor wrote: On the other hand, I'd hit it.
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I would hit it harder than it had ever been hit in its life.
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As long as she didn't say anything.
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Post by Fishy »

I'd hit it and she wouldn't even know what hit her.


Seriously, she wouldn't know. She is THAT dumb.
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Post by Smoove_B »

Maybe it's just the angle of the photo, but her legs look a bit thick.

Which isn't to say she's not hot - I'm just surprised that's all.
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Post by Octavious »

Personally I think she's hotter then the original Daisy... But then she talks and I want to friggen stab myself in the eye!! I'd hit it and then run away before she spoke!!! :twisted:
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But how does she compare to Dora?
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Post by Greggy_D »

Catherine Bach looks a lot tighter than JS.
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Post by DD »

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words... hair color aside, I've got to say...

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Listen to Jack, a man who knows something about hittin' it....
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Even the Cat In The Hat agrees...
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Whaddya say, Regis?
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Captain?
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Post by jpinard »

I think Jessica Simpson is much hotter than the original Daisy. Then again, if her sister played that role - I'd sign her up for the doggie make-over show.
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Post by LordMortis »

The orignal Daisy (Barbara Bach) was totally hot for the day. The world was a bit less plastic then and it was bouncing out of the 70's at that. Compare her to the girls and the looks of that time, and I would say she is (was) as hot as Jessica Simpson.
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Post by Debris »

Barbara Bach absolutely radiated sexiness as Daisy Duke. For me, Jessica Simpson just oozes dumb. :)
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Debris wrote:Barbara Bach absolutely radiated sexiness as Daisy Duke. For me, Jessica Simpson just oozes dumb. :)
I read that as Barbara Bush. Than I had a mental picture. Than I was slightly aroused. Than slightly disturbed.
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Post by YellowKing »

I'm still sitting here trying to figure out why a hot dumb blonde in short-shorts and bikini top is somehow a bad thing.

If this is ruining my childhood, then I can't wait until I have kids so I can ruin their childhood!
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