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This magazine is excellent for swatting those annoying pests

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This magazine is excellent for swatting those annoying pests

Postby Hell's Taco » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:12 am

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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Dirty Old Men
The Un-Happy Ending
Smokin' (Hot) In School
Pizza Party
Face Punched List
I Will Not Ogle The Pre-School Teacher
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Postby Spiff » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:15 am

Damn!

Now that's a class I could get into!

Fantastic as always HT.
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Postby Daehawk » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:20 am

That girl has an octopus on her bra.

Well I hate Christina...bitchy, ugly, slutty...but they really airbrushed her up fine for that pic! Looks great as a redhead.

Favorite issue evah. Did I just say that?..Yes I did!
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Postby Tscott » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:21 am

Laugh out loud funny.

Looks like Red's been reading up on the Uncivil war... :)
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Postby Dirt » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:08 am

Is that Oprah in the back?
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Postby stimpy » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:11 am

Dirt wrote:Is that Oprah in the back?


There's a back?
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Postby Biyobi » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:51 am

Tscott wrote:Laugh out loud funny.

Looks like Red's been reading up on the Uncivil war... :)

Damn, I totally missed that! Outstanding job, HT!!!! :D
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Postby jeansberg » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:46 am

If that were a real print magazine, i would never use it to swat ANYTHING.
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Postby rhinohelix » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:33 am

I don't know about swatting, but with this crew you can guarantee some monkeys will be spanked.

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Postby Odin » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:21 am

Yay for Mondays!

Great work, HT!

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Postby Crux » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:43 am

Redemption is thine, Hell's Taco. The quality of your humour was constant, the quality of your photoshopping was constant... but finally you have returned to your early form of hot covergirl pics.
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Postby Incendiary Lemon » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:51 am

:D
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Postby Sectoid » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:03 am

For some reason, I want to screw Yellowking...
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Postby Smoove_B » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:06 am

plaid skirt always wins
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Postby Austin » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:09 am

Tscott wrote:
Looks like Red's been reading up on the Uncivil war... :)


?? I need some help with this one. :oops:

Nice work HT.
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Postby Incendiary Lemon » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:17 am

Try checking the textbook

and spot the octopus anyone? :)
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Postby noxiousdog » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:29 am

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Postby Eightball » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:43 am

As usual, great job HT.
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Postby Austin » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:46 am

Incendiary Lemon wrote:Try checking the textbook

and spot the octopus anyone? :)


I see a picture of some guy... perhaps I'm not catching the relevance of that. :?

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Postby Tscott » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:56 am

That's Abrarip Lincoln
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Postby tgb » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:15 am

Incendiary Lemon wrote::D

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Postby Austin » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:24 am

Tscott wrote:That's Abrarip Lincoln


Thanks. :lol: Now I remember.
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Postby Jag » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:41 am

Tscott wrote:That's Abrarip Lincoln


Wow, i totally missed that pic. Subtlety, thy name is Hell's Taco.
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Postby DD » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:52 am

Brilliant - HT FTW!
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Postby Lewpats » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:07 am

I did not think it was possible but every time I see one of these I am more impressed than the last time.

Great work Hell's Taco!
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Postby Yankeeman84 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:13 am

Sectoid wrote:For some reason, I want to screw Yellowking...


Get in line.
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Postby Guy Incognito » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:02 am

Amazing :shock:
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Postby rrmorton » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:17 am

Rejecting RRmorton :lol:

Great job!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to wedge this banana in my jeans and go pick up Amelia from pre-school.
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Postby Booner » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:28 am

rrmorton wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to wedge this banana in my jeans and go pick up Amelia from pre-school.


Just remember to put it down the front this time! :lol:
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Postby Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:48 pm

damn dude. does it ever get any better than that. sorry chrisg, but that was the best use of the 123profit line that has been seen around here.
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Postby Giles Habibula » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:23 pm

LOL
For Children?!? haha! Laughed the moment I saw that.
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Postby JR » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:14 pm

Nice job HT!

BTW, is the teacher pic from an old PC Accelerator photo spread?
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Postby CeeKay » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:04 am

Yankeeman84 wrote:
Sectoid wrote:For some reason, I want to screw Yellowking...


Get in line.


Need some YK Jelly?


Great work as always HT 8)
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Postby Yankeeman84 » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:08 am

CeeKay wrote:
Yankeeman84 wrote:
Sectoid wrote:For some reason, I want to screw Yellowking...


Get in line.


Need some YK Jelly?


Great work as always HT 8)


Nah. I just spit on it a few times and batter up!
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Postby Smoove_B » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:16 am

JR wrote:BTW, is the teacher pic from an old PC Accelerator photo spread?


No, both of those pictures are Christina. The PC Accelerator picture was Stevie Case, a.ka. John Romero's (then) girlfriend.
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