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Postby Hell's Taco » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:30 am

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This is Hell's Taco's personal physician, Dr Elias Fister, posting at his request.
Having realized that he had produced four months worth of these things (whatever they are, I am unable to decifer his ramblings in his current condition), Hell's Taco collapsed from what he is calling "mental" "exhaustion". However, as he was found passed out in front of his computer with a bootlegged copy of New York Minute playing on a loop on his monitor and an authentic Mary Kate Olsen girl's leather belt around his neck, my final diagnosis may differ.

Hell's Taco's friends and family (ok, his family) have admitedcommited him to a local institution where he is receiving the finest care no money can buy.

During a brief moment of lucidity, after a particularly rousing course of electro-shocks, Hell's Taco asked that this image be posted to this board.

*Note: Having briefly scanned the contents of several of your posts, I will certainly be contacting the local mental health officials in your various areas.*
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Postby tiny ogre » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:58 am

Oh Crap! I liked that magazine.! I hope I won't miss any if I send this back today.
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Postby abr » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:07 am

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Postby The Meal » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:02 am

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Postby Incendiary Lemon » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:15 am

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Postby godhugh » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:20 am

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To my Wife:

"Life's only life with you in this song" -Whistles the Wind, Flogging Molly

Not to my Wife:

- "When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for his life."
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Postby ChrisGrenard » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:26 am

I don't know if I should be ashamed to point this out... but you misspelled Hentai. :oops:
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Postby knob » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:02 am

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If I had a sig, would you read it?
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Postby godhugh » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:12 am

ChrisGrenard wrote:I don't know if I should be ashamed to point this out... but you misspelled Hentai. :oops:


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- "When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for his life."
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Postby LordMortis » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:21 am

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Postby Smoove_B » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:28 am

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Take whatever time you need to recover - maybe figure out a new schedule - but your skillz would be missed. They really have been making my Monday mornings.
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Postby Gromit » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:54 am

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Ditto.
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Postby noxiousdog » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:09 am

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My continuing adventures of learning to play piano. - Now Playing Moonlight Sonata

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Postby tgb » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:10 am

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After I ate my salad, I had another urge to masturbate.
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Postby DiscoJason » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:11 am

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Sign me up.
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Postby Blackhawk » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:18 am

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The Project - me building a new life, slowly but surely.
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Postby DD » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:18 am

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Sign me up.


+1, but perhaps a monthly schedule? Publishing a weekly seems to be a bit rough on the staff...
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Postby tjg_marantz » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:58 am

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Sign me up.


+1, but perhaps a monthly schedule? Publishing a weekly seems to be a bit rough on the staff...


Pfft, get to work Paco!
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Postby Captain Caveman » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:11 am

What, they don't have photoshop in the nut house? :wink:
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Postby rrmorton » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:12 am

I GET THE NEW YORK TIMES EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY YOU LAZY PRICK NOW GET TO WORK!

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And, since lots of us clicked on this link expecting to see a hotty...

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Postby Spiff » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:13 am

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"Some people never find it, some only pretend; but me, I just want to live happily ever after every now and then."
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Postby Captain Caveman » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:17 am

rrmorton wrote:I GET THE NEW YORK TIMES EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY YOU LAZY PRICK NOW GET TO WORK!

:wink:

And, since lots of us clicked on this link expecting to see a hotty...

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Her babies will definitely be well-fed. WOWZA!
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Postby PR_GMR » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:21 am

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I want my Octopus Overlords magazine! Wahhh! :)
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Postby Smoove_B » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:21 am

Captain Caveman wrote:Her babies will definitely be well-fed. WOWZA!


I'll say. To paraphrase, hooray for boobies.
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Postby Jeff Jones » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:25 am

ChrisGrenard wrote:I don't know if I should be ashamed to point this out... but you misspelled Hentai. :oops:


Dammit, Chris, he's a doctor, not an anime geek!
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Postby Caine » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:27 pm

get well soon ht. good subscription card, but if you have to stop, it will be missed greatly.
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Postby LawBeefaroni » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:29 pm

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Postby Gumps » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:35 pm

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I am patiently waiting.... This is the only reason I visit the site (ok and 4OTP, and laughing at everyone and making an idiot of myslef, but mostly the boobies....)
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Postby TheMix » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:36 pm

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Postby theohall » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:56 pm

DD wrote:
DiscoJason wrote:
abroctopus wrote:Image


Sign me up.


+1, but perhaps a monthly schedule? Publishing a weekly seems to be a bit rough on the staff...


Ditto
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Postby Biyobi » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:57 pm

theohall wrote:
DD wrote:
DiscoJason wrote:
abroctopus wrote:Image


Sign me up.


+1, but perhaps a monthly schedule? Publishing a weekly seems to be a bit rough on the staff...


Ditto

Use more lube.
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Postby Freezer-TPF- » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:08 pm

Yes, I would like to renew!

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Postby CSL » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:10 pm

Biyobi wrote:
theohall wrote:
DD wrote:
DiscoJason wrote:
abroctopus wrote:Image


Sign me up.


+1, but perhaps a monthly schedule? Publishing a weekly seems to be a bit rough on the staff...


Ditto

Use more lube.


Mmmm
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Postby Daehawk » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:23 pm

Captain Caveman wrote:
rrmorton wrote:I GET THE NEW YORK TIMES EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY YOU LAZY PRICK NOW GET TO WORK!

:wink:

And, since lots of us clicked on this link expecting to see a hotty...

Image


Her babies will definitely be well-fed. WOWZA!


She could feed me.
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Postby Zaxxon » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:11 am

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Postby Asharak » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:29 pm

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Postby Sparhawk » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:48 pm

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