Civ 6 - Caption This - Leader Edition

[Brian]

I play a LOT of Civ 6 and I've gotten into the habit of making up my own dialog when interacting with the other civilizations, especially the one's that aren't in English.

So, let's make up our own introductions and caption your own favorites.


Greetings! I am Pachacuti, leader of the Inca! Do you like this chest piece? I commissioned one of our artisans to recreate the face I make when taking a hard shit.
I call it, a Selfie!


For this one... if you know, you know.

Hmph. I am Nader Shah. I fuck horses.
What? It's not weird.
Fuck off.