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Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:45 pm

Defiant wrote:Sassy Trump’s Address to the Nation

I laughed harder at that than it deserves.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:44 pm

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:00 pm

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:37 pm

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:44 pm

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:50 pm

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:33 pm

Dr. Obama helped the GOP cut off it's nose to spite the face?

or?

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:56 pm

or putting a republican face on Obama care?

yes. that's it.

Sorry - took me a second thought.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:22 pm

Republican Movie Trailer

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:31 pm

Defiant wrote:Republican Movie Trailer

My favourite part of last night's SNL were the interstitial shots of Kate McKinnon doing the Conway Kneel.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:36 pm

Chaz wrote:Did he just need to use two hands to take a sip of water from that glass? Were his tiny hands too small to give him a good grip?

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:39 pm

milo · Post by **milo** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:54 am

Defiant wrote:
Chaz wrote:Did he just need to use two hands to take a sip of water from that glass? Were his tiny hands too small to give him a good grip?

What the camera couldn't show you:

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:58 pm

Speaking of Randy Newman (you know who you are): Putin

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:35 pm

gilraen · Post by **gilraen** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:11 am

em2nought · Post by **em2nought** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:22 pm

Defiant wrote:
Chaz wrote:Did he just need to use two hands to take a sip of water from that glass? Were his tiny hands too small to give him a good grip?

Pretty sure he's just examining the clarity, never know when one of your bad hombre or wack-a-doodle compadres is going to try and poison him you know. I know I'd be paranoid in his place surrounded by enemies on every side. I mean if gov't ever starts to work for the tax paying citizens, can you imagine the fallout for people like Pelosi?

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:38 pm

em2nought wrote:
Defiant wrote:
Chaz wrote:Did he just need to use two hands to take a sip of water from that glass? Were his tiny hands too small to give him a good grip?

Pretty sure he's just examining the clarity, never know when one of your bad hombre or wack-a-doodle compadres is going to try and poison him you know. I know I'd be paranoid in his place surrounded by enemies on every side. I mean if gov't ever starts to work for the tax paying citizens, can you imagine the fallout for people like Pelosi?

That was even more ham-handed than Trump's water break. Impressive work!

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:54 pm

em2nought wrote: I mean if gov't ever starts to work for the tax paying citizens

It's starting to work for Trump's rich pals, that's for sure.

...oh wait, as Trump himself proved, they actually don't pay taxes, do they? Ah well, at least Ivanka will be able to afford the diamond encrusted napkins she needs for the mansion her dad's paying for with your taxes.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:53 pm

hepcat wrote:
em2nought wrote: I mean if gov't ever starts to work for the tax paying citizens
It's starting to work for Trump's rich pals, that's for sure.

...oh wait, as Trump himself proved, they actually don't pay taxes, do they? Ah well, at least Ivanka will be able to afford the diamond encrusted napkins she needs for the mansion her dad's paying for with your taxes.

Pretty sure she can afford whatever she wants without needing your tax money for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... calls.html

Lyst, which monitors purchasing data from thousands of retailers, revealed that from January to February, Ivanka Trump sales increased a whopping 346 percent.

"Whether this is a long-term trend, we can't say," said Tanner on the growing demand for Ivanka Trump merchandise. "We've tracked the sales from March thus far and, if sales continue, we'll see an 8 percent increase, in relation to January sales, but nothing as large as what we saw in February. [But] it's still stronger than it had been in January."

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:58 pm

Yes, but it's better to buy stuff with other people's money, as Trump's charity business has taught us all.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:37 pm

Obama Admits to Wiretapping Trump

gilraen · Post by **gilraen** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:47 pm

Defiant wrote:Obama Admits to Wiretapping Trump

So how long before Trump starts showing it as proof?

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:54 am

“William Henry Harrison had a better second month.”

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:12 pm

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:08 pm

Rip wrote:
hepcat wrote:
em2nought wrote: I mean if gov't ever starts to work for the tax paying citizens
It's starting to work for Trump's rich pals, that's for sure.

...oh wait, as Trump himself proved, they actually don't pay taxes, do they? Ah well, at least Ivanka will be able to afford the diamond encrusted napkins she needs for the mansion her dad's paying for with your taxes.

Pretty sure she can afford whatever she wants without needing your tax money for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... calls.html

Lyst, which monitors purchasing data from thousands of retailers, revealed that from January to February, Ivanka Trump sales increased a whopping 346 percent.

"Whether this is a long-term trend, we can't say," said Tanner on the growing demand for Ivanka Trump merchandise. "We've tracked the sales from March thus far and, if sales continue, we'll see an 8 percent increase, in relation to January sales, but nothing as large as what we saw in February. [But] it's still stronger than it had been in January."

Yes, the power of being removed from every brick and mortar retailer combined with STIGGINIT is truly something to behold.

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:24 pm

From what I've read, Ivanka's fragrances have been selling well on Amazon. Which makes money for Bezos. Which helps the Washington Post?

em2nought · Post by **em2nought** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:47 pm

Can you imagine if Gulliver Trump breaks loose and manages to improve the daily lives of tax paying Americans? Ol' school democrats and republicans would have to flee the country for fear of retaliation for doing nothing for us since Eisenhower.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:58 pm

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:23 pm

em2nought wrote:Can you imagine if Gulliver Trump breaks loose and manages to improve the daily lives of tax paying Americans? Ol' school democrats and republicans would have to flee the country for fear of retaliation for doing nothing for us since Eisenhower.

Good to know that "tax paying American" is now the new code word. I don't listen to conservative media, so I missed that little tidbit.

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:46 am

pretty sure 'tax paying' is Trump's word for 'stupid', right?

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:15 am

em2nought wrote: Can you imagine if Gulliver Trump breaks loose and manages to improve the daily lives of tax paying Americans? Ol' school democrats and republicans would have to flee the country for fear of retaliation for doing nothing for us since Eisenhower.

The difference between you and I is that I would be happy were that to happen, while if the reverse were true, you would be the one gnashing your teeth in frustration.

Sadly, I have a feeling you're in for a rude awakening, though.

...not that you'd admit that the sky was falling as you ducked the rubble.

In other news, Bizzaro is still running? I loved that comic back int the day!

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:26 am

And now for something completely different...

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:47 am

From that picture, can I assume the Trump was captured by democrats and then set free to make to make life better for democrats who don't trust him because of he his so yuge. He is then set upon to steal the republican military but refuses to destroy the party, pissing democrat leadership off and charging him treason...

At least they got the duck face right, I guess.

I hoped against hope that Trump would find ways to do right by the people. After these first two months, I have no faith that this is possible.

Paingod · Post by **Paingod** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:51 am

LordMortis wrote:I hoped against hope that Trump would find ways to do right by the people. After these first two months, I have no faith that this is possible.

The People are only there as carpeting in his empire of self-worth. It's probably why only 12 of the 22,500 people working for him donated more than $200 to his presidential campaign. That's inspired leadership right there.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:59 am

To be fair, the other 22,488 are undocumented immigrant workers who make less than a dollar an hour in his hotels.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:59 am

malchior wrote:And now for something completely different...

Skinypupy · Post by **Skinypupy** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:49 am

Isgrimnur wrote:
malchior wrote:And now for something completely different...

That is awesome beyond words.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:33 pm

LordMortis wrote: I hoped against hope that Trump would find ways to do right by the people. After these first two months, I have no faith that this is possible.

Corporations are people, my friend.

naednek · Post by **naednek** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:40 pm

malchior wrote:And now for something completely different...

I have watched that video at least 6 times in the last hour. I can't stop laughing