Hepcat - why didn't you mention this sooner?

[El Guapo]

How did I have to learn about the Asbestos Lady on my own? And is she going to be introduced in the Paste Pot Pete sequel, or is she going to get her own standalone trilogy?

[LawBeefaroni]

She's been bogged down with class action mesothelioma lawsuits.

[Isgrimnur]

Truly a power to be reckoned with.

[Sudy]

Still more imposing than Damp Doily Boy.

[El Guapo]

Apparently the character was created when some comics writer learned that asbestos stops the spread of flames. Hence she's the perfect foil for the Human Torch! Her suit is evidently made of asbestos.

Game set match, Torch.

[Smoove_B]

She's also really good at stopping car tires, which I'm sure was a major plot point.

[Jaymon]

Heroes must slow down their speech patterns in order to pronounce her name properly , which gives her an advantage against quips and one-liners.

[El Guapo]

I think ultimately her evil scheme evolved into manufacturing outfits for superheroes, then watching them die slowly over decades from cancer.

[malchior]

Heck if you want to find forgotten book stops of super heroes/villains just go read the first two runs of Deadpool. He battled them all I think - it was his "thing" at the start.

[LordMortis]

I think ultimately her evil scheme evolved into manufacturing outfits for superheroes, then watching them die slowly over decades from cancer.

I thought it was to protect the children of real estate tycoons as they become slum lords and slowly kill the low income undesirables.

[hepcat]

You know, I’ve had it with being ridiculed for my love of adhesive based comic book characters. I’m done with OO at this point. Stimpy and I both. We’re heading to the more civil 4chan to host a Star Trek fan forum called Ask Us Anything About Q.

Screw you guys!

[Hrothgar]

Look I'm as disappointed as you are that Adhesive X has not played a bigger role in FatWS. But picture this:

End Credits

Fade in on the ocean. The Raft rises out of the water as a Wakandan craft approaches. The craft lands as the guards arrive waiting at a safe distance. As the hatch opens smoke and fog pour out suddenly surround the whole craft. We hear the engines start up again. Swirls appear in the fog as the craft quickly departs and cloaks. The guards surge forward with weapons ready. As the air clears, they see not one prisoner, but three Dora Milaje back to back oddly close together.

Cut to guard commander nervously reaching for his radio.

Guard: Warden, Zemo's gone.

Warden (heard over radio): But the Dora Milaje . . .

Guard: They're here, sir. It's just . . .

Warden: What is it? Spit it out man!

Guard: They're stuck to each other and stuck to the deck. We can't get them unstuck.

Warden: Not adhesive X? That fiend. There's only one man who can help with this.

Guard: No, sir. You can't mean . . .

Warden: Yes, get me Pete.

Fade to black

[hepcat]

I’m listening.

[Papa Smurph]

a Star Trek fan forum called Ask Us Anything About Q.

AUAAQ doesn’t make a catchy... anything. I would suggest the name QQs (Questions for Q), or maybe Q&A...

[hepcat]

Queue Up 4 Q?

Q Answers to No One on the Net?

Nah...QANON is a stupid acronym.

[Jeff V]

Q's Queue