My Flamingo has a flamingo mask

[jztemple2]

[Daehawk]

Are you a disguised Barry Manilow?

[Freyland]

Topic of thread: "My flamingo has a flamingo mask!"

Freyland's takeaway: "Who the fuck has that kind of desk space?"

[Isgrimnur]

I think it's staged.

[dbt1949]

Looks like a feed bag.

[jztemple2]

Freyland's takeaway: "Who the fuck has that kind of desk space?"

It's the kitchen island from our old house. I use it in my office to give me more cabinet and desk space.

[ImLawBoy]

I like that there's a flamingo on the door. Let's you know what to expect when you enter the room.

[Isgrimnur]

[jztemple2]

I love that picture!

[jztemple2]

These guys are floating around my pool:

[Freyland]

The solo indoor guy gets a mask.
The four outside, no masks and no social distancing. For shame!

[Scuzz]

I see the flamingo on the door. Admit it, you have a thing with flamingos, don't you?

[jztemple2]

I see the flamingo on the door. Admit it, you have a thing with flamingos, don't you?

Yup, also for giraffes. Long necks I guess? Anyway it gives my wife ideas of what to buy for me, which is where all those items (and more) come from, like the flamingo mask.

That flamingo on the door is part of my birthday haul. My birthday is on the 28th of September. Several years ago I started telling my wife how I don't have a birth day, I have a birth month, all of September. That got a lot of eye rolling at first, but I gently persisted year after year.

Last month however, it all paid off. On September 7th I found a present waiting for me. On the 14th, two presents, including the flamingo on the door. On the 21st, three presents and on the 28th four presents and a couple of cards. And just to top it off, on the 30 I got a present with a label that indicated it was for the last day of my birth month . It pays to be gently persistent

[Isgrimnur]

Happy Flemplanukah!

[Holman]

I tried to get close to a huge pelican for a photo today.

I got to within about eight feet and the bird was fine with me until I (being annoyed at fogging up my glasses) removed my mask, when it suddenly bolted and flew away.

[Daehawk]

Used to toss the remains of filleted fish into their mouth in Florida. Those guys could really eat. Also they are a larger bird than people think. When their beaks snap it makes a dull THUMP THUMP snap sound. Never wanted to get bit.

[hitbyambulance]

Yup, also for giraffes. Long necks I guess?

ostrich? swan? goose? emu?

[Isgrimnur]

Allegedly.

[Freyland]

I tried to get close to a huge pelican for a photo today.

I got to within about eight feet and the bird was fine with me until I (being annoyed at fogging up my glasses) removed my mask, when it suddenly bolted and flew away.

CDC GUIDELINES, YOU FLIGHTLESS BASTARD!

[Holman]

I tried to get close to a huge pelican for a photo today.

I got to within about eight feet and the bird was fine with me until I (being annoyed at fogging up my glasses) removed my mask, when it suddenly bolted and flew away.

CDC GUIDELINES, YOU FLIGHTLESS BASTARD!

[Unagi]

Topic of thread: "My flamingo has a flamingo mask!"

Freyland's takeaway: "Who the fuck has that kind of desk space?"

Evert time I read the post's title, I want to hear: "It's O.S.C.A.R. "

[Zarathud]

CDC GUIDELINES, YOU FLIGHTLESS BASTARD!

My daughter’s take on social distancing — if you’re within 5 feet, I could hit you.

[KKBlue]

Great subject line and story! Thank you so much for posting (needed a smile today) OO always for the win!
ALSO! Congrats on the birthday month, genius.

[Isgrimnur]

CDC GUIDELINES, YOU FLIGHTLESS BASTARD!

My daughter’s take on social distancing — if you’re within 5 feet, I could hit you.

I mean, it does generate an attack of opportunity...

[jztemple2]

ALSO! Congrats on the birthday month, genius.

If I can make my wife happy by giving her an opportunity to give me gifts, then who am I to deny her?

[Kraken]

Saw this on my morning walk.

[Isgrimnur]

Get well soon.

[jztemple2]

Saw this on my morning walk.

Looks like a misguided escape attempt!

[Archinerd]

Kinky

[jztemple2]

My flamingo now has a Falcon Northwest mask

[KKBlue]

Watching CNN and the press briefing. A reporter asked a question through a flamingo mask!

[Brian]

And now it's time for the whole story....

Spoiler:

[jztemple2]

And now it's time for the whole story....

Spoiler:

[Isgrimnur]

https://www.opposuits.com/tropical-suit-flaminguy.html

[jztemple2]

https://www.opposuits.com/tropical-suit-flaminguy.html

Honestly, it would be about the only way you could get me to wear a suit nowadays

[Isgrimnur]

You can just go shirt for a more casual look.

[jztemple2]

You can just go shirt for a more casual look.

I actually already have a shirt like that, I'm wearing it out tonight

[Isgrimnur]